September 12, 2011

Ah, I See, His Name Is Dr. Home. How… Hilarious… I Guess…

Before I get started, I decided to add an iOS category today, which I should have done a long time ago, as I know some of you probably don’t give a shit about the iOS games I talk about. This took forever because I had to go and label all my old blogs, and I […]

September 11, 2011

I Don’t Approve Of The Subtitle Either, Really, But It’s Great Otherwise.

I was cleaning up installs on my 360, and it occurred to me that I never actually wrote about Half-Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax. Which seems like a huge mistake. And since this is a day to NEVAR FORGET, I guess I best not forget to write about it, and give you a review. […]

September 10, 2011

If You Have An iDevice, Buy Ascension Right Now And Play Me.

What have I always said is the surefire way of getting me to buy a game on iOS? That’s right, Asynchronous Multiplayer. Ascension has that, which is plenty of reason to buy it on its own. However, it’s also a pretty awesome deckbuilding game, in the way that Dominion is a “deckbuilding game.” I like […]

September 9, 2011

Link Linkardson and the Linking Links

Today was shit. You know what’s not shit? Links, motherfucker. Links. Did I link you Fashion It So yet? Because if I didn’t, shame on me. Fantastic tumblr that anyone who likes TNG would enjoy. Related image. Oh fuck, I want you so bad, Persona 4 Fighting Game. Be released now so I can purchase […]

September 8, 2011

Dream Journal: Failures in Lucid Dreaming

Gather round, get out your dream interpretation manuals, it’s time to talk about my dreams again. Oh joy! Here we go. I dreamed I was at a family get-together of some sort. Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, and Jonathan were there, as well as all the dogs. I don’t know where Shauna was, but I don’t […]

September 7, 2011

Rotating The iPad While In Its Case Is Sometimes Awkward.

Ugh what do I write about ugggggggh… List of topics, save me! Tested does all these Apps. Sometimes they are of a week? Anyway, they talked about this game called Continuity 2, which seemed pretty clever, and was a buck. As you know, that’s all it takes for me to buy an app. Thus, I […]

September 6, 2011

Preparing Food Like Someone Who Can Turn On A Stove.

I cooked tonight. To various levels of what one can call “cooking.” Well okay, so. I was driving home from St. Louis. I knew I had the house to myself so I’m like all “fuuuuuuck what I am going to get for dinner on the way home?” I couldn’t come up with anything that sounded […]

September 5, 2011

Same Time Every Day, Please.

Saturday, I worked late on Ad Set. Sunday, I got up super early to be at work at 6 AM, worked a shift, then came back and worked another shift at 5 PM. Today, I will be driving to St. Louis, driving back, then working another shift. I’ve been working a lot. I’m not complaining, […]

September 4, 2011

I Am The Neighslayer.

I really, really enjoyed Alice: The Madness Returns. Trust me, I’m as shocked as you are. I watched the quick look and it looked visually interesting, at least. It also got decent reviews. I figured I might as well rent and try it. That’s what Gamefly is for, right? When I got hooked on it, […]

September 3, 2011

Favorite Store Name? Probably “I Will Cut You,” The Barber Shop.

I’m still playing Tiny Tower. Like, every single day. Why? 1. I’m still seeing new things. Tiny Tower has nice pixel-style visuals. I like it. It looks cool. They put a lot of time and effort into making all those floors look really neat. Plus, there are a TON of them. At the time of […]