October 21, 2010

I Have To Take A Test

I have a test today. I have no fucking idea why. The more I think about it, the more annoyed I get. Why do I have a midterm? What sense does that make? This test basically does nothing to actually gauge my skill. It simply makes sure I’ve read, which I have, because I’ve been […]

October 20, 2010

I Say, This Contradiction Reminds Me Of A Puzzle!

The best news ever has been announced, by the way. Figured I should blog and let you know. Level 5 and Capcom are making Professor Layton x Phoenix Wright. This may be the best thing ever. It’s no secret I love both series to death. It’s a crazy-ass crossover that makes no sense, but now […]

October 19, 2010

There’s A Whole Level Where You’re Naked And It’s Unclear Where You’re Storing Your Other Gun

Kane and Lynch were once dead men, but now they’re dog days. This involves them bang bang shooting guns in the third person cover based style of the era. It was… okay? Most shooters go out of their way to make you feel powerful. When you’re doing something right, it is clear you are a […]

October 18, 2010

I Must Create MMOs for the SNES, dammit!

When I get depressed, I spend money since, you know, owning things is basically happiness, right? Yeah, okay, it’s stupid, but at least I’ve started to focus my purchases into small ones. Like iPhone games. When I make one of these purchases, and the results are awesome, well, all the better. My recent purchase in […]

October 17, 2010

Nothing Like A Little T-Eng To Get You Going In The Morning

Kale suggested we start playing more games together. I thought this a good idea. Why not? We both had Gamefly, so we co-ordinated rentals, and both got the PS3 version of Lost Planet 2. I’ve already chronicled my reactions to actually playing a PS3 game online for the first time, so I won’t go over […]

October 16, 2010

Posted from my iPod. It’s a gimmick, see?

I’m writing this on my iPod. You see, this evening was really quite horrible. Sub-par! Was decent before that, but busy. I changed some oil, beat a game, and so on. Therefore, my planned ramble about Lost Planet 2 never happened. And now I’m blogging on an iPod. Yeah. This WordPress app isn’t great. Then […]

October 15, 2010

I have the ability to link to things on Youtube.

Linkdump day! Linkdump day! Hey everybody, it’s Linkdump day! Sing that to the tune of the Cartoon Planet Mailbag song. But yes, it’s that magical time again where I have way too many tabs open. I need to fix that! Let me fix that. Here, for your enjoyment, are some tabs I have open. Here’s […]

October 14, 2010

Not To Be Confused With “You Have To Burn The Rope.”

I’m not sure what I think about the title of Cut the Rope. On one hand, it’s simple and catchy. It explains what the main thing you’re going to be doing in the game is. That’s all cool. On the other hand, it suggests a simplicity that is quickly removed from the game as you […]

October 13, 2010

Yes, This Is About My Parents And Transitioning

I think what I’m really wanting is a respect for what I’m doing. That’s all. I’m not against doing favors. I’m not against waiting a little bit longer if it makes everything else go smoother overall. I am against doing these favors, and they are completely favors, if it isn’t understood what I’m sacrificing to […]

October 12, 2010

Doing What I Never Do: Playing With Random Dudes

Mercenaries is fun. I had always heard so much about Mercenaries, but of course, not having given a shit about any Resident Evil, I never played it. In 5, I wanted to try it. But fuck, it’s hard. To unlock more levels and characters, you have to get A ranks, a feat I simply couldn’t […]