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Every October, I tend to try to think of some things I could dress up as, and every October, I end up not dressing up as anything at all because I got too busy or was too lazy to attempt to figure costuming out.

Oh well.

Halloween has always been an exciting time, mostly because I am around so many people who feel that it’s an exciting time. There’s nobody more into Halloween than Essner, for example, which is why we always attempted to put together those elaborate Halloween games for awhile. As such, it has always been something that has had parties around it, and has been fun.

It’s also meant me eating way, way too many Smarties.

Fuck, why am I so obsessed with Smarties? (For our Canadian readers, I mean Smarties, not Smarties.) Maybe I’ve written about this before, but shit, you put a bag of Smarties next to me, and they’ll be gone. Like, immediately. I’ll feel slightly sick, but I won’t be able to stop eating them. I will continue to pop them in my mouth, again and again. I’ll have a huge pile of wrappers on my desk.

And that’s the true meaning of Halloween. Maybe. Candy is the true meaning of Halloween, right? Smarties in particular? Also, I guess, women dressing up in “Sexy” outfits and pretending they’re a costume. That’s a thing Halloween is too. Mostly the Smarties, though.

Hope you have a decent Halloween, in any case. I’m going to go Pahtay, certainly. Maybe grade some papers. I dunno. Probably stay away from Smarties so I don’t kill myself with sugar sweetness. Probably.