SHPACE MURHEENS?! I played some Warhammer 40K: Space Marine. I was going to play all the way through it, but it didn’t want me to, so, you know, fuck it. Anyway, it seemed like a competent game? You ran forward and hit people with a chainsword. That’s what you’re supposed to do, right? You can […]
Okay, NOW let me show you my Skylanders. I’m just going to go down the list! Here we go! Spyro: I was fairly surprised by how not-good Spyro is. I mean, he’s fine, I guess? He doesn’t completely stink. But his damage output is just terrible, and there doesn’t really seem to be a lot […]
Hello and greetings. Let me tell you about my Skylanders. Well, okay, wait, I guess I’m going to tell you about my Skylanders tomorrow. Today, let me tell you about Skylanders: Spyro’s Adventure, a game you can purchase and play on your Xbox 360. Skylanders is one of those games that makes me wish I […]
Been awhile since I did one of these! Figured I should again. Here’s a poem about obsession. Fangirl Don’t mention it. My jaw will open and close without a second thought and my vocal chords will strike a haunting tone of facts nobody wants. Obsessions jam marionette strings deep into skulls and tug them this […]
What’s next on my list of things I should have written about months ago? Hm. Ah, Crimson Steam Pirates. That sure is a game! I like the idea behind the game, as well as playing it. You were a steampunk pirate fleet: nothing wrong with that. The gameplay itself felt a lot like my time […]
Let me look at my list of blog topics… Goodness, Mega Mall Story? Damn, it’s been awhile since I played that. Best clear that off of there. Maybe this week will be “Games I should have written about like two months ago” week. In any case, Mega Mall Story is Kairosoft’s attempt at making SimTower, […]
What am I wanting to say again? I feel like I had a bunch of little stories… Oh yeah. HEY GUYS I ATE A SALAD. But other than that, I bought salad dressing. For a long time, I wished I could find a dressing that tasted just like the Honey French they use on the […]
Finally, I get all done with writing all my prep for my Mafia game and now I can… Oh. OH. Blog. Right. Um… LINKPOST! I mean, I am on vacation, after all. I did a lot of pony research while doing all my writing, so let me share some of that with you. Like this […]
I feel like I should write about Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, but I recently watched the first episode of the second season of Sherlock, which was fantastic, and that’s kind of stuck in my head. Not that Game of Shadows wasn’t good. It was silly at times, but it was fun and action-packed, […]
Maybe I mentioned this? I ended up playing a bunch of iPad games while I wasted time Christmas morning and eve and whatnot. It was fun! It had been awhile. I think I mentioned that? I dunno. Anyway, one of the things I played was the now almost laughably named Sonic 4 Episode 1. Because, […]
