Here’s a poem about my puppy dog! I think pet poems are right up there with love poems as the BEST POETRY GENRES, don’t you think? Running Away There’s a constant ka-thunk ka-thunk ka-thunk as I re-enter. Waiting until the hatch is sealed I open the door. You run in circles, paws at my legs, […]
I am hitting all the major genres! (?) Well, anyway, this is a poem in response to something my psychologist said to me, which is the title. “Those Shoes Look Very Feminine, But You Could Go Further.” Thanks, I guess? To be honest, my current war is being waged against overcompensation. When starving, you want […]
Yep, love poetry. Here we go. Work Schedules For Brer A vague feeling of neglect injected through asthma inhaler as another window passes and I’m stuck, employed. Our respective masters walk in different lights, yours, artificial, mine a burning fireball of incandescent gas I can’t hold in the sky for you no matter how many […]
Well, sort of. Anyway, here we go. Stuck Clock Time travel is nothing. Eyes closed carelessly, you’re propelled backwards, pinballing, ragdolled, against the colored lights, endlessly spinning over and over, turbine creating hydroelectrics while you try to breathe, lungs burning, each finger cracking in half, forces making grip impossible, and that’s just the first tick. […]
Well, hey, looks like I totally fell asleep before I posted this. Well, blog a day! It’s still today! No worries, right? Right? *sighs* Anyway… Well, it’s the month of NaNoWriMo, and while I’m not participating this year, it feels like I should still use this occasion to kick my creative writing up a notch, […]
Essner came over today. He saw my new house, and then we played some Guardian Heroes. Guardian Heroes is an insane game where it is impossible to ever understand what is going on at any point in time. Tracking your character on three planes in the midst of explosions and whatnot is incredibly difficult! Especially […]
Yesterday I said “Screw You Work And Potential Sickness!” and went out to St. Louis with my brother for a day of fun and excitement! Oh my! Basically, John Hodgman was coming to St. Louis to tell us about the end of the world, as well as signing copies of his new book, so we […]
As the title says, I’m sick! I’m not totally sure with what yet, but the general dizziness and shortness of breath I have been experiencing would lead me to believe that I have bronchitis again, as I had similar symptoms last time. I am going to take another day of rest (and seeing John Hodgman) […]
Let’s see what’s on the list of unused blog ideas… Doom II RPG, huh? I really loved Wolfenstein RPG. Like, a ton. It was a lot of fun, and surprisingly strategic in its combat. Thus, when I saw that Doom II RPG was a thing, and it was on sale, of course I was there. […]
It’s late, I’m exhausted, so you get to hear me bitch. Sorry about that. Today sucked. I don’t currently have the best job in the world or anything. Far from it. But I hardly ever hate it. I like most of the people I work with, and I enjoy being useful and doing my thing. […]
