April 10, 2011

See, It’s A Joke, Because Marijuana.

Somewhere, someone had an idea. “Let’s make a fantasy movie, but make it able to be as crude and crass as a standard comedy in order to make it really super funny.” This was a fantastic idea, with a lot of legs, and a lot of potential. Then they made Your Highness, which wasn’t very […]

April 9, 2011

Come On Ride The Train, It’s Exploding Train.

I suppose since, in a few hours, I am going to watch a movie, I should probably get around to writing down my thoughts of the last movie I saw. That movie was Source Code. Mr. Gyllenhaal is an army man but also a history teacher and he is on a magic computer train that […]

April 8, 2011

On The Edge of a Mirror.

Running games like Canabalt just work good on iOS. The interaction can be simple, because the character will move with no input, and it’s great for little pick up and play sessions. However, unless you have a Hook Champ, they tend to be just that. Just a little something you do for a little while, […]

April 7, 2011

Great Moments in Bad Game Design: Space Channel 5 Part 2 Edition

I. Love. Space Channel 5. If you have any doubt, I offer this image of furry me cosplaying as Ulala as proof. So yeah, love the game. Sega has recently put out an incredibly shitty Dreamcast collection. Seriously, of the four Dreamcast games they could have picked, they picked Sonic Adventure, Crazy Taxi, Space Channel […]

April 6, 2011

Breaking News: People Are Awesome, Care. Film At Eleven.

My mood has really been up and down recently. I’ll have a fantastic week, then a week when I’ll feel like garbage, then a week where I’m kind of just tired, and then one where I go back and forth constantly… I do my best to keep my shit together. Still, I have some feel […]

April 5, 2011

An Adventure of Trial and Error Tasks

I love Telltale. This is not hidden knowledge. Way back in the day, when they announced Nelson Tethers, Puzzle Agent, I was super excited. I love me some Layton, and nobody had really tried to do Layton. It seemed like a great idea. A long time later, after buying a copy on the iPhone and […]

April 4, 2011

I Spent My Entire Weekend Watching My Little Pony

And I loved it. I’m not all the way through it yet, but I am really enjoying My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It is not a show I am going to recommend to you unless you have a child in the appropriate age range for a show like this. Then goodness, get them in […]

April 3, 2011

Great Moments In Bad Game Design: Shadow Era Edition

I had heard good things, so I went on my iPad and downloaded Shadow Era. It’s a free-to-play CCG that uses microtransactions for getting new cards. The best part is that they have an “open platform” stance. Your account lets you play on the web, on iOS, on Android, and so on. I love me […]

April 2, 2011

And Seriously, Who Wouldn’t Want Kitty?

It is a well-known fact that Robots desire companionship in order to help them better understand the hu-mon concept of emotion. However, the problem is that all potential feline companions are always stored behind a complex series of doors and platforming challenges. This is why most robots decide to, instead, go on killing rampages instead […]

April 1, 2011

Obligatory April Fool’s Day Post

Ha, you came here, thinking you’d get content, but instead, you just received a list of links! This is the best April Fool EVER! I dare you to stop watching this animated gif. I dare you to watch this video involving ponies that has been stuck in my head since Val linked me to it […]