August 21, 2010

Also, there’s some kind of transparent Sheep metaphor.

Have you heard about Catherine? Basically, the people behind P3, including such awesome individuals as Shoji Meguro, are making a game for 306 and PS3. It’s supposed to be an action game, and it’s supposed to be “adult” and “erotic.” And they’ve put out a trailer. Frankly, I think the game looks fantastic. Little is […]

August 20, 2010

This is why I don’t like Flipstick. Flipflop. Flackjacket.

Okay, so. I figured out why I don’t like Flipflip. My brother’s dog, Flapjack, is not an evil dog. He is not filled with evil feelings and such. He’s super-hyper, of course, as rat terriers tend to be, and that is kind of annoying. He also nips at me whenever I try to pet him. […]

August 19, 2010

The Point Is I’ve Never Seen Action Like This!

Monday Night Combat isn’t just for Monday. It’s for everyday. Seriously, it’s been a long time since I have played a purely multiplayer experience so polished and perfected. Monday Night Combat is a complete blast, and if you enjoy shooters on the lines and play them on the 360, you have to get this game. […]

August 18, 2010

I think there was a plot or something, but I skipped it.

Sin and Punishment: Star Successor is not near as fun as the BDSM romp it could have been. Instead, it’s a crazy shooter based on an N64 game that never came to America! Isn’t that fantastic? Star Successor is a Treasure game, so I knew what I was getting into: balls to the walls shooter […]

August 17, 2010

Trade Up To A More Capable Protagonist Today!

While browsing internet, I came across a link to this website in the discussion of some comics. I rather liked the guy and his little impressionistic reviews. I spent an entire evening reading up on them. While I was reading through them, I stumbled upon this review of a comic called Miss Don’t Touch Me. […]

August 16, 2010

Starcrapathy. No, wait, I can think of a better portmandeau, maybe… or not.

Starcraft II is definitely a video game where you game up all the videos, and then some things explode, and you mine a mineral. I don’t really know what there is to say about it. They’ve done a great job retooling the single player campaign to make it interesting, and every level has enough different […]

August 15, 2010

Did You Learn Ballet Ironically?

Scottingham Pilgrim has not the only movie I saw recently. If I had to pick another film I saw recently, it would probably be The Other Guys, because I saw that one in the theater a week or so ago. It, too, was really damn good. In a completely different way from Scott Pilgrim, though. […]

August 14, 2010

They Even Kept In My Favorite Line!

There was some point where Matthew Essner said that he was glad Scott Pilgrim was almost out, because it had seemed like the entire summer was building to it, and it was about damn time. Well, now I’ve seen it. It’s been a summer of anticipation, and the film had a lot to live up […]

August 13, 2010

The Jacket Gives Him 100% Flashbang Resistance

There was a time where Alan Wake was a huge thing. People were super excited about it. Then like… five years passed. Then it came out, and I didn’t really hear a lot of excitement or buzz about it. “This is exactly the kind of game I should Gamefly!” I told myself. So I did. […]

August 12, 2010

How Stupid Of Me To Write This.

I’m on the verge. It’s all coming to a head. More overused metaphors. I’m seriously so close. So very close. Fuck. The moment before is always the worst, you know? Once you get on stage, then it’s easy. Once things are out in the open, there’s no longer any problem. But until then, until you […]