Heyyyyy it’s Spring Break! I’m off of school! I guess! It’s kind of a fleeting break, though. I work constantly throughout and I have at least two papers and a speech to write. (Granted, the speech will take me all of 10 minutes to write. I’ve got it all planned in my head. It’s more […]
OBJECTIVE FAILED. Hey, remember back at Christmas, when I got Fury of Dracula? And then we gave it a try on New Year’s Eve and it was kind of complicated and took awhile? Well, I finally got around to trying it out again on Friday. This time we had Jonathan, a complete newcomer, and me […]
So, I’ve been grinding in Kingdom of Loathing! This is so we can actually beat Hodgman now that he’s all… the way he is now that there isn’t a bug involved. So we need a really high Seal Clubber, and I was already a Seal Clubber and I didn’t have any time to play my […]
This is a followup to this post here. That all still happened. But yesterday? I got an e-mail from the guy. Basically, he told me I could have just asked him nicely for the old version, and I didn’t need to be so angry. And attached? An old version of the program. A few minutes […]
So, in one of my classes, Essner and I were tasked with re-writing a joke to make it better. This is what we were given. The bartender who fools the snob who ordered a shot of 12-yr-old scotch into drinking something nasty, and when the snob spits it out and says “That tastes like urine,” […]
What operating system do games run in? Answer: Microsoft Windows. What mode should ALL games run in? Answer: WINDOWED MODE. Because it’s running in WINDOWS. I really can’t get over this. Why in the world don’t developers do this? I’m fine with things not defaulting that way, but not having the option is just retarded. […]
Yay! Merry Festivus! So, I get home from my classes today to find a mysterious box! Normally, I get boxes all the time. Even more often, now that I have Amazon Prime! This box, however, was different. It was from Fed Ex, for one. My boxes normally come through the normal mail or from the […]
Watchmen has penis. Standing outside the movie theater, I announced that I would be very, very disappointed if I did not get to see some blue Doc Manhattan dick. I was far from disappointed with the movie based on that criteria. It’s a damn good thing that movies are growing up to the point where […]
So! I built a computer! Hurrah! I told you I was going to, didn’t I? And dammit, I did. And I was much less frustrated putting the thing together. It all worked like clockwork, hardware-wise. I made it all happen without any frustration. I guess I did learn something from my expletive-inducing experience building Jonathan’s […]
So those Tyrants who write for 1up are calling Zen Bound THE game for the iPhone. I don’t know if I would go quite that far? I kinda doubt it’s going to define the iPhone and iPod Touch game space. But one thing is for sure: it is a DAMN good game, worth every bit […]
