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So on this week’s Good Grief podcast, there was a string of iPhone and iPod Touch games mentioned that all sounded awesome. I wrote them all down for later reference. However, there was one game that I just couldn’t wait for, and that was TNA Wrestling. Yes, I know, a wrestling game? I don’t give a shit about wrestling. But this was described as a wrestling RPG with turn-based combat, branching dialog trees, and character customization. That’s such an odd combination that I really had to try it. So I went out and bought it, downloaded it, and hit the button to launch it on my iPod Touch.

It goes to a black screen for a few seconds, and then kicks me back to the menu.
I try again.
Same thing.
It won’t boot.

Frustrated, I go back to the iTunes product page. Ah, there’s a link to tech support for this game! So many people are playing it, surely there’s an answer.
It takes me to a “webpage coming soon!” page.

At this point I’m frustrated, so I post to twitter the situation.

To my shock, a few minutes later, I get this.
How he even saw my tweet, I don’t know, but I start up a conversation with this guy, who works on the game. He wants me to give him all the info I can so he can fix the problem in the patch they’re working on. He apologizes for my trouble. I give him my e-mail address and he sends me a bunch of questions to answer.
Today, he sent me a temporary workaround to try. I tried it. The game booted.

I’m about to try the game now, and I’ll let you know if it’s as awesome as I had hoped. But goodness, twitter is mind-bogglingly awesome sometimes. I would have just sat here, feeling like I threw my money away if it wasn’t for one nice and totally awesome guy on twitter. Instead I got amazing customer service, almost at random. Whee!

This is one of the reasons I quite like supporting smaller developers, too. Again and again I am all shocked and thrilled to have some one-on-one interaction and help from them. It’s just neat.
But yeah, now it’s time to try this wrestling thingamajig.

A few days ago, Brer and I were talking about lore. He was about to drop another Lorenado upon me about… something. He’s someone who does that. A lot. So that was happening, and then we got into discussing Lore in general, and how important it is. Also, how little I care to listen to it.

Lore is boring. World-building for world-building’s sake just puts me to sleep, and I will say that with absolutely no restrictions. One of the reasons I don’t read many fantasy novels is because nothing happens because the authors are so fucking obsessed about telling you every little thing about the world they made, and I honestly don’t care. Characters, mann. It’s all about the characters.

However, during this conversation, it did occur to me how much the very extremely fleshed out lore of Warhammer 40k was enhancing my Dawn of War II experience. The fact that this world that I am murdering things in is completely fleshed out makes everything work in a cohesive way. Everything that is happening makes sense and is not pulled out of someone’s ass. Lewt drops refer to people and events, and it’s clear from the little snippets of flavor attached to their descriptions that these are probably real people with a real background in the lore. Load screens are made significantly more interesting by delivering character backgrounds as opposed to “sweet tips” for gameplay and whatnot, though there are some loading screens with that, too.
However, the reason it is so effective is because it is completely optional and unobtrusive. I don’t mind reading pure lore segments in loading screens, because I wouldn’t be doing anything during the loads anyway. The clips are short, and only take me as long to read as it takes for the level to load. I learn about the world, but I’m not forced into unescapable walls of text. The mission briefings contain some lore tidbits, but they’re more focused on the characters or on simply giving you mission info. The lore isn’t the purpose. The lore enhances, it helps, but it isn’t the point.

That’s what lore should be. Lore is created because you’re doing the amount of world-building necessary to make a living world. Real, living fantasy worlds are totally sweet. However, much like how I don’t care to see exactly how they put polygons together to make the characters in my video games, I don’t much care what happened in the past to make a world move to this point. It’s necessary to make the world believable. I’ll love lore for that. But don’t shove it in my face. Include it for people who love researching that stuff somewhere out of the way, but that’s it. You know?

I’m nearly done with the single player in Dawn of War II, and I think it’s safe to talk about how awesome it is.
Cause it’s awesome.

The gameplay reminds me most of a really extra awesome version of Freedom Force and its sequel, only without pausing and giving orders that way. You have 6 squads to pick from, and you can take 4 into any mission. (though you always have to take your “Commander” unit) You move them around the map, killing people and taking strategic points. Each squad has different special abilities you can employ to kick ass. There’s a cover system that you can use to keep your people alive better. If a squad dies, another can revive the leader of the squad, and the “generic” members of the squad can always be replaced by capturing a beacon and teleporting down new initiates to fill out the team. During a mission, I’m figuring out who to send my melee-based commander towards to smack down, where to set up my turmulent squad of Heavy Bolters for maximum suppression of the enemy, and sneaking my Scout squad behind enemy lines to use demolition packs to blow up the building the enemy is holed up in while my Special marines throw frag grenades to thin enemy swarms. It’s hectic, it’s strategic, and it is a ton of fun.

The real fun, for me anyway, comes from the RPG elements. Every squad in a mission gains EXP when I kill things, and all squads get EXP for completing missions. During the missions, enemies can drop “Wargear,” also known as phat lewts, which you take back with you. You also get wargear rewards for completing the missions themselves.
Between missions, you hook up your Squad commanders with a wide variety of this wargear, as well as level them up in 4 disciplines: Stamina, Ranged Aptitude, Melee Aptitude, and Will. Every five or so points put into a specific discipline gives the squad a new special trait. Since you can’t completely level them up, what you put points in greatly influences what the squad does. For instance, if I take Cyrus’ Scout Squad and level up their Will all the way, then they become the masters of their Stealth skill. It costs less to use, and they can use a wide variety of special attacks without revealing themselves. I didn’t do that, however, I put most of their points into Ranged Aptitude, making them able to use special weapon attacks, like special explosive shotgun rounds, and be able to mark any target they attack, which gives a huge accuracy bonus to any other squad attacking that enemy.
On top of everything else, the Wargear, too, is not just basic “now you have more defense!” stuff. Avitus’ squad is my Heavy Bolters and turmulents. However, if I equipped them with a missile launcher instead, suddenly they become an unstoppable armor-killing unit, instead of a “large swarms of infantry” killing unit. If I equip a unit with Terminator armor, they become much better shielded and much stronger, but can no longer use some accessories and special abilities because they can no longer have finer motor skills. They gain the ability to equip things like huge mounted rocket launchers, however.
Basically, the way my squads turned out might be completely and utterly different from how you built yours. However, just looking at it, it seems like it would be extremely hard not to make a viable and useful build. You would have to try to make a unit that isn’t effective in battle, it’s just switching around what it’s effective at and how it goes about it. This is awesome to me. So much customizability, and no danger to it? I am so there.

It’s these RPG elements, combined with the short, not time consuming missions which I have already talked about, that really make me love the ever-loving crap out of this game. This is without having played the campaign in co-op, which I assume will be even more awesome, and without having even booted up the multiplayer, which is like a whole second game, really, on top of this one. The RTS portion is strong, but I would bore of it easily without the promise of new Wargear, trying out my new builds and the new abilities of my squads, and just basically building up a team I think is completely badass. It’s such a perfect combination of the two genres, it makes Warcraft III’s heroes seem downright clunky in comparison.

I can’t wait for expansions to this game. I can’t wait for Brer to have a copy so we can play co-op. I can’t wait for the new, more RPG-focused Company of Heroes expansion, which I will grab up immediately to try. Relic has basically bought a free pass for several more game purchases with how awesome Dawn of War II is. If it even vaguely interests you and your computer can run it, you are doing yourself a huge disservice by not playing this game.

(Note that this post will have extreme spoilers for The Path. If you ever plan on playing it, please don’t read this before you do and experience the game for yourself fresh. It’s that kind of game. When I go into spoilar territory, I’ll mark it.)

So, while perusing the Steam game catalogue, I stumbled upon the two games by the company Tale of Tales. They looked intriguing and artistic. One in particular, The Path, looked especially pretty. I wondered what it was about. I talked to Brer about it, and he ended up getting it for me for my birthday. I just got around to playing through it last night.

This game is not perfect. The controls, honestly, are not wonderful. There are weird decisions made for supposedly artistic reasons that kind of waste your time. There are game elements (a scorecard at the end of every chapter, collectibles, etc) that seem out of place in an “art game.” However, the game was so compelling that, once I started, I could not put it down. I kept going back to it as I had to see what the hell was going on and how the whole thing got put together. As I played, the more “gamey” elements slowly started to reveal themselves. I figured out that the “artistic” flashes of vision and such were mostly just a really weird HUD I could use to find my way around. Tooltips would sometimes pop up and tell me about an element of the game that I had absolutely no idea existed before, and it would totally change how I played. It’s a game of exploration then in both the forest and in actual gameplay, and that’s odd, but kind of cool. It looks pretty, it uses audio extremely well… if you want to point at a game in a “games as art” discussion, this is a pretty good one to point at. I didn’t spend the $10 it cost, but if I had, I would have found this experience completely worth it.

However, most of the enjoyment of a game like this comes from interpretation, and that means spoilarz. I have to talk about my theories about the game, so we’re heading deep being spoilarily lines now.

—Beyond This Point Be Spoilarz—

There’s no doubt that the game itself is saying something about youth. You don’t just have these fairly young girls getting into these situations without having it saying something about the situation they’re in. Much like the Little Red Riding Hood story the game is drawing a lot of imagery from, I found the game to be a series of cautionary tales. Each girl’s story had a sort of “moral” and while I don’t particularly agree with all of these morals, I can totally see why someone would present them. It’s a play about the perils of youth and the things during your youth that can ruin you.
Ruby’s story is one of caution against getting into a relationship out of simple boredom. She’s goth, she’s pessimistic, and she finds a boy in the woods who offers her a cigarette. There were images of school, of a “pandora’s box” of sorts when I got to the house in hers. She’s opening up more than she can handle, and it destroys her. A beam falls on her head. Bam.
Robin’s story is one of caution against innocence. She runs around the forest, picking up drugs and saying “Yay, candy!” She plays in shopping carts. When she finds a werewolf in an old graveyard, she just wants to play. She hops on his back and rides him. She gets sent to a grave with flashing, gnashing teeth for it. For assuming everything is fun and will always be okay.
Ginger’s story is one of caution against getting tied down by friendship. This is one of the stories that most bothers me, actually. Ginger runs around the forest, talking about how nothing can stop her, and nothing can keep her down. When she finds a friend, however, with the happy music that comes with playing with her, the act of helping her when she falls DOES keep her down. It makes her small, as she walks through the house. It binds her up in barbed wire. This one really frustrates me simply because I don’t believe that helping your friends is a bad thing. You can take anything too far. Ginger didn’t. People don’t exist just to pull you down, but that seems to be what this one is saying. You’re better off alone, it says.
Rose’s story is one of caution against religious fanaticism or just religion in general. As she wanders about, she constantly thinks about the soul, about going to heaven, and about how she can get there. When she encounters a ghost in the lake, someone who knows about the soul and can help her float to heaven, she pursues him, with church-style organ music in the background. She floats up. In the house, this choice only seems to drown her. She’s gone in a whirlpool that sucks her down, not up. It seems to be saying to focus on this life, not the next.
Carmen’s story is one of caution against being a wolf yourself. Carmen thinks the forest is beneath her. Who would leave this butchered bird out there? She finds a campsite and goes about making it her own. She starts a fire. She grabs a beer. She takes the wolf hat from the Woodsman and puts it on herself. She takes all the initiative. Then she attempts to prey on the Woodsman, who hands her another beer and she flirts with him while sitting by the fire, trying to get what she wants. In the house, there’s sawing and moaning noises. She got it, for better or worse. But it doesn’t seem to make her happy. It creates a hall of burning fire. As she approaches the tree she tried to climb to ascend to predator instead of prey, it falls on her.
Finally, Scarlet’s story is a caution against too much devotion to art, which is kind of ironic. She talks about how nature isn’t beautiful, it’s art that’s beautiful, and how she couldn’t live without art. She finds an abandoned theater, and picks up a demon mask. Everyone hides behind masks, and that’s fine, she says. She plays the piano instead of speaking to the teacher in the audience, and only then does the long, white-haired teacher come and play with her and interact. The result is abandonment. The house is empty. Everything is covered in sheets, the furniture moved out. As the blue curtain rises, she falls. Nobody is waiting for her, and nobody is watching her. At least, not really. They care only about her art.
Finally, after you see all these stories, you get to play an epilogue as the girl in white who runs around the forest as you explore in earlier chapters. You can run all around the forest then, and you know where everything is, unlike with the other characters. However, she knows better than to fall for these traps. There are no wolves for her to find. She won’t let herself be caught. When you finally go to grandma’s house, you see her dodge the fates of every other character, in turn, and is then left finding Grandma, kneeling next to the bed and watching her.
It’s at this point that the game throws a bit of a twist in there, as you then see the girl in white again, standing in the character select room. The other girls come back, one by one. The girl in white has a huge red stain on her dress. She might have dodged all of the perils the other girls faced, but she isn’t perfect. She made mistakes of her own. You can’t be completely blameless, perfectly white. But before we can see what her mistakes are, she leaves, and the game is restarted.

What do you think? Does that work? Clearly the game is open to many different interpretations. I read one from a guy I was talking on twitter with about the game that was vastly different than what I thought. His commenters said different things as well. Depending on what you do in the forest, you see different images, too, so depending on how you play, you could get vastly different ideas.
However, I think that any game that can make me want to, I dunno, write an English paper about it explaining it completely on my own, without assignment provocation? That’s a good, artistic game, don’t you think? (Then again, maybe that says something about how good I am at writing literary analysis, if they all basically look like what I did up there. Heh.)

A new DnD campaign has begun!
And gods, I sucked at it. But more on that later.

It was pretty obvious early on we were in for a kind of odd new campaign. For one, we don’t have a tank. Our four person party has an Avenger (damage-dealer), a Druid (Controller, debuffer-style as opposed to AoE style like the Wizard), a Bard (a healer, but Kevin focused more on debuffs and controller-style moves, so…), and me, a Shaman (specced out almost full healer, with a bit of a buffing undercurrent, since one or two of the buffs were so cool I couldn’t pass them up). It’s not a normal party! Spaeth’s Lord Captain Allouishous is the only melee attacker, and he’s almost always going to focus completely on his “I hate you” target. Although I suppose Shauna’s Druid was focusing a lot on Beast form and getting up in the grill of enemies as well. It’s certainly different from the few other combinations I’ve played.
It’s also not going to be a normal campaign when Justin Spaeth is being the voice of reason and logically progressing things. Kevin and I were running the two “leader” characters but we just kept up (totally fun) bickering the whole time. I was attempting to play my character a bit, actually. She’s a multiclass Cleric, and I figured that if she was going to worship a god, as someone who is so in tune with nature and spirits and such, she was probably going to be pretty fairly dedicated to that god. So since she’s a follower of Sehenine, I was really pushing the “Blaze your own path, see new things, don’t commit” that Sehenine teaches. I did things that seemed neat. I talked to people who weren’t there. I argued that we should be going in random portals instead of actually finding our way places. Meanwhile, Kevin was being a Gnomish ladies man, and fighting hard for his right to follow every female we met and hit on them.
So while this fun stuff was going on (and it was fun, I hope, for everyone. I assume it was. We do this shit all the time when we play) someone had to step up and take the lead. I assumed it would be Shauna, because she actually gets into the roleplaying part more than you might think a girlfriend pushed into it by her boyfriend would. But no, it was Justin Spaeth, the most ridiculous person I know (and I love him for it!), who stepped up and made it happen. Intense.
The plot itself makes me happy for one simple reason. It seems to take place in the multiverse of the DnD world. This is super cool, because it means Jonathan is using the Manual of the Planes I got him for his birthday. Score! Useful gift! Bam!

We only got to one combat, and Jonathan was feeling out the power level of 11th level characters, so it wasn’t perfect, but it was fun. Spaeth’s Avenger seemed almost broken, but I think that something as simple as a Fighter class monster who can mark him will probably shut him down. Shauna had a lot of fun pouncing people and making them grant combat advantage. Kevin did a whole bunch of weird things.
Me? I rolled like shit.
Seriously, of my first… oh… 6 rolls? Nothing was above a 5. I rolled a 1 for initiative, I critical missed my first attack, I rolled a 2 on the second… oh, it was tons of fun! I think I hit maybe two times. No, three. I hit three times in the long single combat we played. Yep.
That’s not to say I didn’t see what Alena Brighttail could do, and liked it. Cause I did! My Healing Spirit combined with my Spirit Boon of my Paragon path is kind of godly for healing, and I love it. Basically, I have one target spend a healing surge. Then, everyone who is not the target who is next to Keiko, my Spirit Companion (or any conjuration I have made) gains 3d6 + 5 HP. The first time I got that off and it became clear how much healing potential I have, I was ecstatic. I also have my Protecting Strike, which can grant all kinds of temporary HP. I also like moving Keiko around the map, setting her up for Opportunity Attacks that will never happen but I can pretend they will happen.

All in all, it went pretty well, I think. It’s unfortunate we didn’t have more time, but thanks to my 6 AM shift, we couldn’t really push it much longer. Hopefully it’s not too too long until we can play the next chapter. I look forward to, perhaps, actually HITTING with some of my neat abilities next time.

So, I’ve been playing a decent amount of Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time with my brother!
It’s guud.

That’s it.

No, wait, I guess not.

If you never played a Crystal Chronicles game, basically this is Square attempting to make a Diablo some other multiplayer-oriented dungeon crawl lewt fest. It works pretty well, for the most part! Especially with this latest rendition, I feel like they’ve worked all the kinks out. Well, most.
What kinks, you ask? Well, in the first game on Gamecube, not only did you have to have 4 GBAs and link cables for the party times, there was also the element of the bucket, which you had to have one player basically regulating to carrying around. It wasn’t as bad as it sounds, as normally you just make that person dedicated healer, too, and it’s not TOO bad? But it was still kind of completely bullshit.
Then came Ring of Fates on DS. It was alright, but with no online play and some weird interface things it wasn’t nearly as good as it could have been. The whole stocking up casts of spells was also kinda… not really what I wanted out of a game like that. Also also, since only me and Spants had a copy, there was not much playing going on, unfortunately.

Now, with Echoes of Time, there are both Wii and DS versions, and they can talk to each other! For some reason, having one player be on the big TV just kinda… makes it more likely that we’ll play multiplayer. Add that to the fact that my brother has a copy, so we can just 2-player it often, and you have a recipe for success. At least for me.
In previous Crystal Chronicles games, you had to pick up your magic as you play. In the first, you’d find a “cure” orb in a chest, and then you could cast cure all you’d like, with no limit. In the second, you’d find 3 Cure orbs, and you could then cast cure 3 times. In this game, you start out with every spell already, and it goes back to the tried and true MP system. While this does lose some of the uniqueness from the game, it also makes combat flow a whole lot better, I think. Especially better than in Ring of Fates, where I, at least, felt really limited with what I could do with magic because I felt it was so limited. The whole “stacking” system of mixing magic to create more powerful spells or different spells is still in place, though. I’m making my standard “physical attacker but I can cure” hero, so I’m not messing with that much besides the occasional Cura, but Jonathan is making good use of that with his Yuke.

Yeah, Jonathan and I, as usual, make a pretty good team in these kinds of games. Jonathan is really aiming for an all magic-attack build, and it seems to be working pretty well for him (except when he accidentally hits me with Bio). My Clavat (currently dressed in a White Mage Hood with what seems to be a chainmail dress, or maybe a chainmail shirt that is, say, made for an adult while my character is but a wee child) brings the mad physical beats, especially now that I gave in and am using a sword, which Clavats are just racially better with. I hope we can play through the whole game before we get bored.

Although you don’t find lewt in the field, you do find millions of craftables and sometimes recipes, which you can use to make a pretty decent variety of gear. Everything looks different, too, so you can really make your character look like something. There’s pieces that make you look like classic Final Fantasy classes, as well as other things, of course. Being able to show off such lewt is always a plus in games like this.

The game has online play, but the one time I tried it, just for a minute, it was laggy as fuck. People say they can get into some good games, but the one time I tried, there was literally a second lag between me hitting a button and something happening. Not cool in an action game! So while I appreciate it being in the game, I may not get much use out of it. I mostly got it for local play.

This is my biggest gripe of the game, though. You can’t have multiple save files on the Wii version. The first Crystal Chronicles was great because, once you got everyone’s GBAs together, you just had a ton of files on the thing, and each person could raise their own hero, with new people just swapping out at will with their dude. I wanted that in this game, and it is not there. You can’t even move the save to an SD card and make multiple save files that way. Bleh.

Still, if you like that dungeon crawly action and can convince someone else to buy a copy too, I would have a hard time not recommending this game. It’s just solid co-op multiplayer fun. You can’t beat that.

Dawn of War 2 is a rare game for me.

My normal game-playing habits basically revolve around something new and shiny coming out, and me playing it constantly until the next new and shiny thing comes out, and then I drop it like a rock.
This game just doesn’t work that way. I don’t want to ramble on about it too much, as I’m going to ramble the shit out of this game when I write an actual review. But basically, the single player is amazing, but I find it’s only amazing for, say, 2-3 missions. Just those few short-ish missions, and then I’m done. I save and quit out, and I can do other things. I sometimes will go “Oh, I forgot to check if Tarkus can equip that Flames of the Righteous in his Terminator armor” while I’m off playing other things, but I’ll just make a mental note to check it next time and not really want to get back into it.
The next day? I can’t fucking wait to put my time in. I think about it all day at school, and then I get home, and I’m right to it. 2-3 missions later, I’m off to some other thing.

This is one of the reasons why I continue to love the shit out of things like KoL and Twilight Heroes and stuff. I can’t wear myself out on them, really, because I can only play for so long a day. Dawn of War 2 is working like this for me, and yet, somehow, there aren’t those actual barriers that are making me do so. I just find myself not wanting to play. I don’t know how they do it, but I honestly applaud Relic for it.

I do think, however, that it working like that means I’m probably going to complete the campaign. Which is awesome. I feel like I’m a little over halfway done? Maybe a bit less. I’ve got a three-pronged objective set I need to complete in order to advance to what I assume is the endgame, and I have completed one prong, and have done one or two missions into both of the other two prongs. So yeah, I’m into it pretty far. Prong!

Anyway, I like Dawn of War 2. I’m playing it a lot, but not TOO much. The end.

So, the first episode of Wallace and Gromit’s Grand Adventures, Fright of the Bumblebees!, came out on my birthday! Of course, I preordered that sucker before then. Telltale has brought me absolutely nothing but quality entertainment, and even though I was less of a fan of this IP than I was of Sam and Max or Strong Bad, I was more than happy to give Telltale the benefit of the doubt and put down my money. The fact that they were putting a nice discount on top of it didn’t hurt either. It was kind of silly that they gave me extra, unneeded copies of games in the purchase though, but whatever. I understand why. They were wanting to hook Wallace and Gromit fans into their other games.

Now, all I’ve seen of Wallace and Gromit before this was Curse of the Wererabbit, and I only saw that because I heard that these games were coming out, so I wanted some context. I liked it! It was kind of punny and certainly entertaining, and I saw clearly how well it would work as an adventure game.

And guess what! It works well as an adventure game. There was one kind of weird, bullshit puzzle in the thing where I had no idea how I was supposed to think of that. But the solution still made sense in the world, so there was no real issue with it. I just grumbled a little and moved on.
The controls are different from previous Telltale games and are, honestly, not quite as nice on the PC. They’re obviously optimized to work with the 360 controller, because these games will be coming out there. You have to walk your character around with the keyboard but you still have to click on things with the mouse. It’s all kind of silly on the PC. I should just be able to point and click. But if that’s what I have to endure to get Telltale more exposure and more money? Eh, that’s fine. It wasn’t a huge deal.

From what I know, the game really feels like Wallace and Gromit as well. It’s a shame they had to get a sound-alike for Wallace, but at the same time, I couldn’t tell the difference until I was told. Then again, I’m not a hardcore fan, so take that as you will. The game totally looks the part, though. I’m not sure what kind of filters or whatever they put on this thing, but it’s clear that the Telltale Tool is extremely and wonderfully flexible. It really does look like clayma… plasticine figures for the most part.
One thing that I found a surprising problem was controlling Gromit. He can’t talk, of course, and most of his humor comes from his expressions, and that’s great. At the same time, not getting a verbal dismissal of something you tried to do and just getting him shaking his head is much less useful in figuring things out than having Wallace, or the main character in any adventure game, comment on it. It also loses a potential vector for humor. They attempted to fix this by having whatever other characters that are in the scene comment towards Gromit when they could, but he’s not always in the same area as another character. It’s just a small consequence, and they worked around it as best they could. It’s just interesting.

Anyway, I got two decently-sized play sessions out of the game. That’s about all I ask from these awesome little episodic deals. It certainly didn’t disappoint. Although the more I play these things, the more I can see the formula behind how Telltale builds a game. They make a game in three acts, sometimes for. There’s an introduction (optional) then a first act, then a second act where there are the same locations but different puzzles in them, and then a finale where you are stuck in a small location. This isn’t really a complaint, it’s just that after playing so much of their stuff, I can see the inner-workings a bit better.

But yeah. Wallace and Gromit’s Grand Adventures Episode 1? Good.

So, all this week, Ubisoft has been having a Steam sale. 50% off a game each day! Nothing was really appealing to me, though. Assassin’s Creed? Not my sort of game. Prince of Persia? I want to play it, but it’s so much a console game, I couldn’t imagine playing it on the PC. Brothers in Arms? I’ll stick with Call of Duty, thanks.

Finally, on Thursday, they put up Far Cry 2.

Now, maybe it was just all of the, I don’t know, rabid love on the Idle Thumbs, but I had always meant to try Far Cry 2. It’s a game well-suited to the PC, so that wasn’t an issue, and Brer was going to buy it, so I could talk about my experiences with him, if I wanted.

Of course, Tuesday was my birthday. I have TONS of games to play right now. TONS. Not to mention my bank account still hasn’t recovered from my PC purchase. I’m so busy I’m not going to get to the games I have anyway. No, I decided, purchasing Far Cry 2, even for the very nice price of $15, was a stupid move. I wasn’t going to do it.

An hour or two later, I purchased Far Cry 2.

I partially blame Sarcasmorator for his tweet explaining why I wanted it. I’m so eager to go with the bandwagon sometimes. It only takes such a little push. I also blame my always keeping Steam open now on the new computer, so I could constantly look at the sale. How foolish I am.

I need to teach myself that dammit, I don’t have to play everything. I really don’t. There will come a time, very soon, where I have significantly less funmoney than I have now. Breaking myself of these horrible habits would be a very, very good thing.

But will I until I have to?

I would be money on “no.”
And hey, when I win the bet, I guess maybe I’d have some more money to buy vidjeo games.

It’s no surprise that, after the Player’s Handbook 2 hit, along with all of the awesome Gabe, Tycho, Scott Kurtz, and Wil Wheaton DnD podcasts going about, that I’d hit a fever where I’d desperately want to get some more DnD in. And I do! Very much so! I assumed, however, it was going to be an uphill battle to make happen.

I got home from class yesterday, and there was Spants rolling up a new character, and Jonathan saying he’s planned the beginnings of a Paragon-level campaign.
What a thrilling development!
I resisted running upstairs to the computer to talk strategy out of excitement.

We wanted to run a Paragon campaign because, frankly, we’d run many half-campaigns starting at level 1 through 4 before, and we had all decided we wanted to try mixing it up next time. Jonathan just pulled the trigger and made the call! I’m thrilled.

I just need to figure out what class I want to run. My initial idea was a Paladin of Corellon multiclassing Bard. A kind of hymn-singing tank with a heavy focus on heals with the Hospitalier paragon path. However, Jonathan announced when I sat down that I was probably going to make a Shaman… and dammit, I was looking over the Shaman abilities today and I really do want to play a Shaman. Having the spirit companion is cool flavor, and getting to summon him around and having their basic heal hit multiple targets is something I can get behind to make them different from a Warlord or whatnot. So watch me end up doing that instead, though I really wanted to run a tank because I haven’t gotten to yet and that would leave more options for Shauna and Essner, if he’s playing, to pick from. Spaeth is being an Avenger, which is a divine damage dealer, so we still could really use at least a tank and a healer, you know? Eh, We’ll see when I roll the character later today.

Anyway, more DnD! I honestly couldn’t be more excited.