June 19, 2009
Terror at the Workplace!
I was working at my job. You know, the one that I have to earn money? Yeah, that one. So I was working there, changing all the jewelry signs because I promised Krista I would, so I’m doing that, and then I feel kind of squirmy-itchy around my stomach region. And I’m like “hey, okay, no big deal, I shall scratch a little, not like anyone is around.” So I give my stomach a scratch. Doesn’t do much. I look down, and there seems to be something on my shirt, so I brush it off… but it isn’t on my shirt… it’s in my shirt… so I lift it up and
HOLY SHIT THERE’S A BUG IN MY SHIRT.
To my credit, I did not kill the creature. I could not really tell what it was as it crawled away. It wasn’t big, but it didn’t have wings. I don’t think it was a tick or anything, as it didn’t look like that. I have no idea what it was, and even moreso, I have no fucking idea how it got in my shirt. Did it climb all the way up my body? When did it do that? Why did I not notice it until then?
There are so many unanswered questions.
But most importantly, it has made me insanely itchy the whole rest of the night. So many phantom bugs, coming out of nowhere, crawling under my clothes… makes me shudder just thinking about it…
…stupid bug…