April 12, 2009
Obligatory Easter Post
Today is a day when we marvel at the incredible ingenuity of the lapine race, and praise Frith for how rabbits can magically lay eggs on this faithful day.
No, wait… let me try that again.
Today is the day when someone rose from the grave and, in a surprise act of kindness, the zombie-hunters of the period did not shoot him in the head with a shotgun, as was the custom, but instead listened to his teachings and got possessed by a ghost that put tongues of flame over their heads for their troubles.
Or maybe it’s just the day that marks the end of this stupid fish-eating tradition as well as the end of availability of Cadbury Creme Eggs. I dunno.
In any case, Happy Easter. I know I’m going to spend the day doing absolutely nothing to celebrate. Although I guess we’re having some sort of large dinner. Yep.
EASTER!
