The Blogtastic Blogfest That Is Getmeoutofthis.net!

Hey! It’s dream-recounting time!

I dreamed that I was some sort of blogger (crazy, right? Me? Blogging? Insane.) and that I was writing a blog entry about how much I was getting screwed by my current employer, and how much better I’d have it if I was working at Criterion. I certainly wasn’t working at Kohl’s in this dream (as it was somewhere with a big campus and a movie theatre) and I have no idea why I was wanting to work at Criterion, or even, exactly, what Criterion is. I guess they put out movie collections of Wes Anderson’s work?

In any case, I wrote a detailed blog entry about why I should rather be working there. It was intense. I think it might have had video.

The next day, I went to work, at this place where I don’t work, and Randon, the Loss Prevention guy from Kohl’s, kept threatening me. He said I needed to take down my blog entry, or there would be hell to pay! I was telling him it was weird that he’s complaining now, because in dream time I apparently posted it weeks ago.
Eventually, this lead to a chase, where I was running away from Randon because he was going to beat the crap out of me in order to teach me a lesson. He finally caught up with me, and then I promised to take down the blog post.

I did, though I wrote a description of why it was taken down on the blog. The next day, Randon was giving me the evil eye, like I didn’t do enough.

Then I woke up.