June 10, 2012

Glug Light Comes In Cans Which You Tip To Pour The Beer Straight Into Your Mouth.

Are you hip? Cool? Have one of them newfangled “Facesbook” accounts that all the kids can’t stop going on about? Then you better fucking play some You Don’t Know Jack. Seriously. You know I can’t get enough Jack. This is true enough that I will log on to the goddamn Facebook just to play this. […]

June 9, 2012

Allow Me To Dump These Links.

I’m kind of having a busy weekend, so have some links, hm? Gods, I am so excited for this game I am going to be terrible at. These two pieces of pony music are quite good. Very Capcom. This has to be on purpose. This is a perfect summary, I think. Alternatively, try this summary. […]

June 8, 2012

Man, My Ankle Hurts: The Post.

Hello. I’m about to work 3 double shifts in a row and my ankle is already shot. Man, I dunno. I’ve always had a shitty ankle. Just what I get for walking like this for so long, I guess. But it is just disheartening when it gets like this and I can barely even walk. […]

June 7, 2012

A Dumb Thing I Still Have To Think About.

I’m talking to this lady at work, and we’re talking about relationships for whatever reason (I think I mentioned CJ in something and she asked me basic relationship questions or something, I dunno) and she’s talking about her past experiences and I’m like “Okay, empathy time, I’m going to tell this story and relate to […]

June 6, 2012

Here’s that Nintendo Press Conference Ramble You Knew Was Coming.

Nintendo! Amirite? I want Paper Mario Sticker Whatever very badly. I want Luigi’s Mansion: Night Moon very badly. The rest is pretty eh. It’s funny to me how Nintendo is like “we’re supporting core gamers because we have a special edition of the Batman game you already played! So, you know! Also, a Zombie game! […]

June 5, 2012

Here’s Me Rambling About The Sony Press Conference.

Man, I guess it just never occurs to me how few of Sony’s key brands I give a shit about until I watch this sort of thing and I’m like “Wow, I care about none of these.” I mean, I sure don’t give a shit about a new God of War that is exactly the […]

June 4, 2012

Here’s Me Rambling About Microsoft’s Press Conference.

Yeah, I’m going to ramble about the big three Electronic Three press conferences for a few days. Deal, yeah? I like this shit. So yeah, that Microsoft press conference. Man, I love my Xbox, but goodness. I can’t say I disagree with our whole IRC chat. Who was this press conference for again? It was […]

June 3, 2012

I Am Glad I Still Got One Of The Typo Boxes.

I just beat Resident Evil: Revealaitons. Like, all of three seconds ago. I really enjoyed it. Let’s just get this out of the way up front, though. Everything that isn’t the action, and even some of the action, is so goddamn stupid that you will want to bang you head against a wall. The “plot” […]

June 2, 2012

Why I Was Gone, Sort Of.

Hi, blog. Sorry I was gone so long. Let me just kind of explain what happened, and then we can all move on with our lives. I was in a big bad emotional place and I just couldn’t focus at all. So much shit was going down, and I still don’t want to talk about […]