Well, okay, sort of. To Do Success is a lot like failure, to be honest, to the point where I can’t tell them apart as I’m squirming and blushing and trying to figure out how to deal with the fact that I’m all tied up in all these obligations and problems and issues and general […]
I feel like I’m always writing about moments nowadays when I talk about this sort of stupid stuff. It’s never shitty days, or weeks, or years. It’s just one moment where all of the sudden I’m shaken. I doubt like I used to. A moment where I want to fall apart. Sometimes I do. Often […]
I have puppy dorg. He lay down. Cute dorg. Here’s what puppy dorg say: “I found lots of eggs. With peanut butter. I’m the best dog. Not like those other dorgs. Other dorgs dumb. I best dorg. How dumb can other dorgs be? They walk right by the eggs. I’m the best dorg.” CJ: ” […]
Okay, so, I’m part of the problem. I’m really enjoying Draw Something. I had seriously the worst luck, too. I bought the paid version for the game for a buck literally A DAY before Zynga bought OMGPOP. I am the worst. (Yes, I bought the paid version. I really get frustrated with ads, especially in […]
Let’s talk Skylanders. Let’s talk Skylanders: Cloud Patrol. Someone on twitter is like “Oh, it seems like they’ve released a Skylanders game on iOS” and then feel free to put two and two together and figure out what I did. (I threw down my buck and bought the game immediately. If you guessed that, you […]
CJ was like “I’ve heard The Hunger Games is actually pretty good. Do you want to see it?” and I’m like, “I am all for dates, yo.” Except I didn’t say yo. I would never say yo, unless I was saying something like Yo Tengo Queso En La Bibliotecha which is probably nonsense? I don’t […]
I have recently been listening to On The Stick’s Spoilercast of Saints Row The Third. I love those guys, and for the most part, they’re nailing it on the cast so far. However, they said something that made me go “Oh hell no. That’s wrong.” And so I have to now write a little essay […]
I am getting SO MUCH WORK DONE TODAY! No time to write something creative! Here’s some links! Gotta work work work! Average Woona Adventures were pretty fun! I’LL DESTROY HER! Are we 100% sure why Spike is The Chort? Get me pictures of that Spiderman! Have you tried Really Advanced Search? Or this new Google […]
I am all super exhausted by today’s ADVENTURES which totally occurred. So I think I’m just going to describe them and then head to bed for today’s blog. Is that cool? We cool? Okay. Anyway, CJ (that’s Aesa, so we’re clear) and I went to St. Louis. This was because I had an appointment but […]
It’s April Fools Day, so that means it’s time for jokes! Luckily, I’ve been honing my joke-telling skills at work for awhile, writing jokes for my team, and I think I’ve improved! Let me try a few on you right now, and hopefully they will help you have a wonderful April Fool Day Time Thing. […]
