April 15, 2011

I Will Advertise To Pastry Chefs, Fortune Tellers, and Antique Dealers.

I’m all like, “Shit, I want to play more games on this expensive tablet I bought for games.” So I went looking for an excuse to buy a game. Hot Springs Story was on sale. Thus, I bought it. As you might guess from the name, Hot Springs Story is another simulation game from the […]

April 14, 2011

Tiny Tabs Can Only Mean One Thing

The tabs in Chrome are getting so small that I can’t even make out the little icons of the pages. That’s kind of crazy. Maybe I should leave some links for you here, so I can close some of these windows. Do you like bananas? Do you like sculpture? Maybe these creepy sculptures would be […]

April 13, 2011

Art Game Alert: Facebook Is The Future Mind-Reading Device

A long time ago, I fell in love with a little game called Digital: A Love Story. Sure, it was a little cheesy, but it was creative, and it had its heart in the exact right place. Catching up on Rock, Paper, Shotgun, I found out the person who made it had created another little […]

April 12, 2011

Rocket Legs Bring Endless Enjoyment

After loving Bayonetta so much, I had to play more of what Platinum had to offer. They made me fall in love with a genre I didn’t give much of a shit about. What could they do with a genre I generally enjoy, that of the third person shooter? Well, it wasn’t the revelation that […]

April 11, 2011

I AM THE LIGHTNING THIEF! I mean, you didn’t ask, but I thought I’d let you know.

It’s a movie three-pack! A three pack of movies. Yeah. More movie blogs than you can shake a movie at! Or something! Anyway. After a fantastic dinner made by my sister-in-law, we all sat down to watch Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief. Or Lighting Thief, if you trust what I originally typed, […]

April 10, 2011

See, It’s A Joke, Because Marijuana.

Somewhere, someone had an idea. “Let’s make a fantasy movie, but make it able to be as crude and crass as a standard comedy in order to make it really super funny.” This was a fantastic idea, with a lot of legs, and a lot of potential. Then they made Your Highness, which wasn’t very […]

April 9, 2011

Come On Ride The Train, It’s Exploding Train.

I suppose since, in a few hours, I am going to watch a movie, I should probably get around to writing down my thoughts of the last movie I saw. That movie was Source Code. Mr. Gyllenhaal is an army man but also a history teacher and he is on a magic computer train that […]

April 8, 2011

On The Edge of a Mirror.

Running games like Canabalt just work good on iOS. The interaction can be simple, because the character will move with no input, and it’s great for little pick up and play sessions. However, unless you have a Hook Champ, they tend to be just that. Just a little something you do for a little while, […]

April 7, 2011

Great Moments in Bad Game Design: Space Channel 5 Part 2 Edition

I. Love. Space Channel 5. If you have any doubt, I offer this image of furry me cosplaying as Ulala as proof. So yeah, love the game. Sega has recently put out an incredibly shitty Dreamcast collection. Seriously, of the four Dreamcast games they could have picked, they picked Sonic Adventure, Crazy Taxi, Space Channel […]

April 6, 2011

Breaking News: People Are Awesome, Care. Film At Eleven.

My mood has really been up and down recently. I’ll have a fantastic week, then a week when I’ll feel like garbage, then a week where I’m kind of just tired, and then one where I go back and forth constantly… I do my best to keep my shit together. Still, I have some feel […]