May 25, 2011

Choo Choo! Chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO!

4th And Battery put out a new little free app. It’s called Candy Train: The Train of Candy. (Okay, it doesn’t have the subtitle, but it should.) Since I found Unpleasant Horse a rather fun little distraction, and it had the low entry cost of free, well, I decided I’d give it a go. I’m […]

May 24, 2011

Stupidly Bad Moods, and The Magical Timing to Fix Them

It was a Sunday in which I got little done. I mean, I had fun at a draft with everyone, even though there was a lot of confusion about the timing of it, but after that, it all went downhill. I had to work, but it was a short shift, so I didn’t get paid […]

May 23, 2011

Puzzles Scattered Throughout The World

While working a floor shift at the Kohl’s, I stumbled upon a MYSTERY. I was fixing all the bedding sets thrown around, when I saw a Big One bedding set with a playing card stuck to it. Upon closer inspection, it was actually inside the packaging. I opened the package and pulled out the Seven […]

May 22, 2011

Father, I Will Avenge You.

It seems difficult to top this review of Infinity Blade. In fact, I’d recommend you read it first. While not very “pro” on the game, it encapsulates the experience very nicely. So do check that out. Still, I’m going to give some of my own thoughts on it. I think Infinity Blade is quite a […]

May 21, 2011

Aww, It Thinks It Has A Plot. How Cute.

Dead Space 2 is a fantastic game that you should play. I dragged my feet playing the original until 2 came out, when I started hearing so much about how great it was. The original demo for Dead Space had not really been my thing, but my experiences with RE5 got me to give it […]

May 20, 2011

Take Me Seriously. I Am Wearing Cutoffs And A Blanka Mask.

Gamefly sent me a double-whammy: Two dead games! Dead Rising 2, and Dead Space 2. Dead Space 2 I’ll talk about later (Spoilers, it’s fucking fantastic) but today I’m going to talk about Dead Rising 2. I played it for like… 2 hours, and I was done. Now, first, I suppose I should talk about […]

May 19, 2011

I Bet That Face Tattoo Really Hurt.

Sometimes people go “Let’s go see a movie!” and then I go see a movie because being active socially is top of cool. Sometimes, though, the movie I go to see in these sorts of scenarios is not really the sort of film that I would see otherwise. Priest was that sort of film. When […]

May 18, 2011

Why I Don’t Seek Out News

Some jackass writing something on the Fox News website really pissed me off today. A few people on twitter were talking about an article, so I click on it, as I often do on twitter, and I start skimming this thing. It’s about Chaz Bono. It’s really hateful, designed to insult and inflict pain. It […]

May 17, 2011

I Can’t Recall If I Have Lit Any Pants On Fire, But That Would Be Cool.

Let’s talk about a more “normal” app from me, I guess. You know, a game? There’s been this game on all the top bought app lists called Burn the Rope (not to be confused with You Have To Burn The Rope, which is totally different) that is all the rage. As such, like just about […]

May 16, 2011

Incredible Proof That I Can’t Draw.