July 4, 2011

Stars and Stripes! Charging Star!

I don’t do these very often anymore, but it’s the fourth of July and I kind of want to talk about it, so, you know. Let’s talk about the Operation Patriot Shield. I’m rather enjoying it. Normally I enjoy items that give me more content or jokes or entertain me or something of that nature. […]

July 3, 2011

I’ve Got Dem Caffiene Crash, Linkdumpin’ Blues

I played two rounds of Disc Golf after having done the first day of “no more sodas” and so I got home and I immediately fell asleep in my computer chair. Now it’s like “Oh shit, better write one of them bloegs!” Yeah, this means I’m throwing a bunch of links at you. Then I […]

July 2, 2011

Have A Taste Of My BIG BONER!

Shadows of the Damned is a damn fine game, and honestly, it confuses me that it’s gotten so little press. Here you have one of the kings of ridiculous Japanese bullshit, Suda 51, joining forces with the guy who made Resident Evil 4 to create a Suda 51 game that is as silly and awesome […]

July 1, 2011

Fortune Favors The Bold.

I got in the breastforms I ordered. Now, when I was initially doing research for these, I got so depressed and angry. I even wrote this post. I just knew they were going to make me feel like a freak, like a fake, and generally make me feel worse. Still, I ordered them, so I’d […]

June 30, 2011

Songs What Be Stuck In My Head: White Knuckles

I’m going to see Ok Go in concert on the 4th, apparently! So I thought I should listen to their newest album, because I still haven’t. I was kind of disappointed. It really seemed like they were going back to what they did with their first, self-titled album. Which is cool, I suppose, but I […]

June 29, 2011

How Cute. My Pub Serves “Root Beer.”

Oh fuck, Tiny Tower. Tiny Tower came out, and I have been playing this bullshit NONSTOP. It’s so fantastic, and free, and you should get it. Basically, Tiny Tower is Sim Tower meets Farmville. That makes it sound not great, but it’s better than that. I’ve never played Farmville, but here’s what I know as […]

June 28, 2011

“Enjoy” “Tab(s)” of “Video(s)”

Today was kind of okay, and then I had a shitty session, and then I just got so fucking frustrated that I made phone calls I regret and threw Frisbees for like an hour and a half alone out of anger, and then I came home and didn’t do my homework… yeah. Moody Bullshit. But […]

June 27, 2011

The Whole Game Takes Place Over Lava Easter Island.

Words with Friends was all like “We have a new game called Hanging with Friends!” And I’m like, “Words with Friends people, I dislike that Zynga bought you, but you’re still like, one of if not the best multiplayer game on iOS. I will try your game.” So I did. It’s kind of a buggy […]

June 26, 2011

Future Plans, Future Trust

I’ve got eggs in a basket. I feel like, in a lot of ways, I am being pulled two ways. On one hand, I should be prepared. I should move forward and continue my life in a smart, intelligent manner. A lot of that should involve casting a wide net. Reaching out. Making sure things […]

June 25, 2011

I Will Admit That Green, Especially Lime Green, Is A Nice Color

Cole had this party celebrating the day of his birth, but I didn’t go. Reason one was because I had to work. Reason two was because it was taking place at a location described in the invitation as “Bro Air.” Anyway, so the day after, he invites me to go see Green Lantern, so of […]