The Blogtastic Blogfest That Is Getmeoutofthis.net!

Dang, yo, even though I don’t blog all that often any more, I still collect tabs with cool links. I have so many tabs open in Chrome right now I cannot see the little icons on the tabs! Let’s do a good ol’ fashioned link dump and clear them out, shall we?

This is me in my Halloween costume. Yep.

Life is hard for such people. It really is.

As much as I don’t like dressing up dogs, people often do awesome shit with it.

Poor Will Smith.

Sweet tricks on a four-wheeled device, Slender.

Cat Pokemon: Best thing.

Three Word Phrase is normally amazing, but this is one of the best comics he’s ever done, to be sure.

HOW I HOLD POPCORN?

They’re pretty sad.

They’re really going at it. (Who makes this shit?)

A thorough plan of action.

VAMPIRE DOG!

Let’s rock out!

The hottest new magazine for game developers!

Corgis rule.

This man knows how to enjoy a beverage.

Yes, this is another pony comic. Huzzah!

Yes, applause is appropriate.

Finally, the most excited puppy dog.

Whew! That was a lot of links! Thanks for helping me unload them!

I’m tired of all these tabs! Tired of them! Tabs! Have some links!

P-p-p-pony corner!
Can you walk?!
Picture perfect!
Perfect for Wallpapers of Telephones!
Slice of Life!

Animated Gif Corner!
Soccer One!
Soccer Romance!
Trampolines!
Sparing Your Enemy!
Cat Climb!
Boss.
Fox and Dog!
Ultimate Resourcefulness!

Finally, some randomness.
Feminists!
Pointing!
Lists!
Bond!

Okay, later!

I’m kind of having a busy weekend, so have some links, hm?

Gods, I am so excited for this game I am going to be terrible at.

These two pieces of pony music are quite good. Very Capcom.

This has to be on purpose.

This is a perfect summary, I think. Alternatively, try this summary.

Here’s some truth.

This should probably be on every webpage. If only I understood how to put it on mine…

Finally, some awesome animated gifs. Or gifts, as I originally typed it.

Cool, see you later then, okay?

Bleh I’ve been grading all day I don’t care have some links and go away!

Someday I will print this up and distribute it.

Pinkie’s Brew has never been more gypsy.

One of those dumb moments from the show that got stuck in my head.

Just add ground beef, apprentice.

An important chart showing when soon-to-be parents are doing it.

Probably the best dog costume. You all can stop trying now. Seriously.

The heroes of Retsupurae team up for one climactic battle!

I am confused as to what Hideo Kojima is doing on twitter. Not like, why he has an account, but just what he’s doing. In general.

In case you needed a reminder about how awesome Three Word Phrase is, here you go.

SPIN, DOG!

Here’s some really damn cool Pokemon art, if you’re into that. I am.

That looks really relaxing.

Anyway, those are the links you’re getting. Bye!

OH SHIT ALMOST OUT OF TIME DUMP ALL THE LINKS!

I’m currently watching this Let’s Play. It’s pretty good so far! Not particularly funny, commentary-wise, but really interesting, just because… you know… why does this game exist? I have no idea.

This website is still just kind of magical. I know it’s old. I just found it. Shut up.

Here are some interesting neighbor facts.

Why is the guy in charge of making Orangina commercials such an incredible furry? I have no idea. It’s kind of crazy. But awesome.

Sellers on Amazon are super smart.

Why didn’t I know about this song before now? I mean, goodness.

Well, that’s it. I’m heading to bed. So there.

I am getting SO MUCH WORK DONE TODAY! No time to write something creative! Here’s some links! Gotta work work work!

Average Woona Adventures were pretty fun!

I’LL DESTROY HER!

Are we 100% sure why Spike is The Chort?

Get me pictures of that Spiderman!

Have you tried Really Advanced Search? Or this new Google Maps?

Let’s go bowling.

Robots: Sexy.

Apples!

And finally, buying this is always the solution.

See you tomorrow!

You’re getting links today. Sorry! I’ve kind of ended up taking the day off. Well, sort of. I still work all day. But I’m not taking on any more work! So here’s some nice links for your clicking pleasure.

The most important question: What would Molydeux?

It’s animated gif corner! We have only the finest of gifs that have been animated for your pleasure.
How about this gif?
Not the anime type? Well, how about this one?
Too many words? Perhaps this one is more your style.
Not a fan of the bomb squad since they sold out. Then try this gif.
All the gifs! We have all the gifs here at animated gif corner.

I feel like this one is pretty accurate.

You need videos? We have videos.
This may be the best glitch of all time. A massive improvement on the game.
Here’s a video of pure joy to get your day started.
Have you ever wanted someone to walk you through the complicated rules of the games kids play? There is now a video series that does just that. Please watch both videos, and they are both amazing.

See you tomorrow! At some point I’ll finish the dumb half-article I’ve been plinking away at, and you’ll see it.

I have a link or two for you. Are you interested? Too bad, you’re getting them anyway.

Let’s get the ponies out of the way first.
Here’s a funny pony video. Whee! Funny pony videos! Amirite?
The wait for the next episode of Friendship is Witchcraft continues, but at least I got to listen to this outtake reel from the other episodes. (I could listen to Griffin riffing as Silver Spoon for a lot longer than they do in the video. Heh.)
This is how you put a nice easter egg in an episode for the fans.

ENOUGH PONIES!
Ever wonder what pets had college degrees? This list on Wikipedia has you covered.
Well hey, Street Fighter x Tekken seems to be doing some things right! Too bad the online is apparently complete ass.
You deserve more pigeon dating, so why not read the sequel to the Hatoful Boyfriend LP that I loved so much awhile back? It’s just as good, if not BETTER.
This pretty well sums up the Mass Effect Situation.
It’s your birthday.
Did you ever wonder how to make the cutest dogs ever? Apparently the solution is to crossbreed any dog with a corgi.
I found this interesting, and then shared it with my class. Maybe you won’t! I dunno.
Word on the street is that this chart is old, but maybe it’s still new to you, like it was to me, and will make you laugh.
Sometimes people on twitter have humorous tweets. Like this one. Or this one.

Bye for now! I’m heading back to the Citadel. I hear I have a lot of favorite stores there.

They link you to things. For serious.

Videos?! In my linkdump??
Here’s a funny skit I just now heard about. Maybe you’ve seen it.
If you ever wanted your heart warmed by a politician, I have the video to do that for you.
Are you afraid?
I love this Mega Man. Too bad I will never get to play as him. But seriously. Just look at him.
Relive this most wonderful James moment I recently rediscovered.

Anyway, let’s move on to Pony Corner, shall we?
This tumblr has caught my attention recently. I dunno why I find it so fascinating.
Since I know you all are dying to know, here’s my results for the pony personality test. Try to act surprised.
I don’t even know what this is.
Hmmm. Intriguing.

Finally, here’s just some other shit. Like an animated gif of a puppy. Puppy!
It has begun. The ultimate QWOP battle.
Is Idle Thumbs coming back? Please tell me this means Idle Thumbs is coming back.
Here’s an actual lesson I have given my students.
This is one of my favorite chainsawsuits of late, because it’s the sort of thing I would actually say. I am that lame.
I once wondered what my kind of victorious game of Starcraft would look like. Now I know.

Finally, just read this. Read it. Read all of it, and keep reading it. Read this.

See you tomorrow with more links! (Just kidding. I’ll write something for then. I’m all linked out.)

This is a difficult puzzle to solve. Why not see if these links help jog your memory and help you figure it out?

Too many pony videos. Or is there such a thing? I dunno. Ponies are everywhere. Sometimes even in music form. I dunno.

So much symbolism everywhere too.

This is a cute puppy. Cuteness is good, right?

Finally, this is the Skyrim mod you should be installing right now.

Did you figure it out? It’s me! I feel like shit! Hopefully things will be better tomorrow! Bye!