January 11, 2011

I Am In Hiding

“Where have you been?” “Hiding.” “Are you alright?” “I’m fine. No worries.” I’ve probably been having this conversation too much lately. At the same time, I want to hide and not come out until it’s safe. It probably will never be, but that’s really want I want. I mean, I want a lot of things. […]

January 10, 2011

Fruit Hatred Taken To A New Level

I am very late to the party cause, you know, I just played Fruit Ninja. I kinda get it, and I kind of don’t. Half the time when I play these super popular app store games, I just fail to get it. There’s just not enough there for me, since I’m used to more intense […]

January 9, 2011

Seriously, Who Are They Letting Write The Endings To These?

Because I enjoyed 999 so much, I was jonesing for more story-based games to play in bed after I utterly devoured it. It was then I remembered that I never did finish Professor Layton and the Unwound Future, so I polished that off. Now, gameplaywise, there’s not much to say. It’s a Layton game. They […]

January 8, 2011

Seek A Way Out

If you want to know what game has been devouring my life recently, the correct answer is 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors. The visual novel is just not a thing that really has caught on in the west. We want to blow things up and whatnot, not read a novel built into a video […]

January 7, 2011

Now I Just Need To Know The Difference Between “Rifle” and “Rifle II”

When I’m all depressed, sometimes I make silly little purchases. This is my excuse for buying a cheap copy of Lost Planet 2 for 360 off of Gamefly. Now, you may be thinking, “Wait, you already played through that.” And you’re right. On PS3. Which means my save didn’t carry over. Which is fantastic. Yeah, […]

January 6, 2011

Silver Is Cybertron’s Brown

The last two Transformers movies were completely and utterly terrible. Like, seriously. So bad. I feel like it must be hard for people who care about Transformers right now. They’ve got such shit carrying the name that they love. At least they have a decent game in the form of War for Cybertron. Now, I’ll […]

January 5, 2011

When I Write Things Like This, I’m Glad My Twitter Posting Still Doesn’t Work

I now have functional, working teeth. Well, okay, I mean, they were working okay before. They just were overdue for maintenance. But now I did that, and now I’m cavity-free, and have functional teeth. Huzzah. I’m glad my parents helped me out with all this, and I am doing more to take care of my […]

January 4, 2011

Knee Deep In This Puzzle Shit: The Patent Office Is Serious Business

Cara was over, and we were thinking about what to do. I mentioned that I had this Back to the Future game, and she was all, “Wait, I know what Back to the Future is! Let’s play that!” I booted it up and we played through it together. Apparently it’s doing a damn good job […]

January 3, 2011

Cue the Raphael the Raven Music… in a Loft!

Because really, anything with the word “Raven” in it is reason enough to cue Raphael the Raven’s music. We continued our tradition of playing the board games I got on Christmas on New Year’s Eve, and busted open my copy of Castle Ravenloft. This game has the most giant box I have ever seen, and […]

January 2, 2011

Knee Deep In This Puzzle Shit: Very Stylish, Well Decorated Organs

Anyway, the end of The Devil’s Playhouse. I think it takes a ton of guts to basically remove the tools you’ve been using for the whole season from the last episode. No Max, no psychic powers. No, the puzzles are designed as Sam vs Said Psychic Powers, which kind of works, in a way. It […]