March 11, 2010

I don’t think launching grenades counts as “bombing.”

Altitude is really fantastic. I mean, it’s simple. It’s not necessarily deep. But it has some really good things going for it. For one, they get how an indie game should digitally distribute. I bought the game on Steam, but they have an online, web-based version of the game I can play anywhere. Alternatively, I […]

March 10, 2010

They somehow made having your arm being a gigantic sword uncool.

Prototype opens with an Abilitease. You start out in a big fight, and you try out a lot of different powers. None of them are cool. This was the first warning sign. I only played Prototype for maybe an hour, hour and a half. But it was already repetitive and grating on me. Why? Well, […]

March 9, 2010

This is how I will deal with all LoL assholes from now on.

I was playing a game of LoL with Essner. We were actually doing pretty good! I was playing as Sivir and wasn’t having any huge fuck-ups. Then I guy named Curv told me I fucked up and should get off the game. Maybe this would be understandable if I had done something, but I hadn’t […]

March 8, 2010

I love my daddy!

Beyond this point be Silent Hill: Shattered Memories spoilers. The plot is, by far, the best part of the game, and though I’m sure there are a variety of changes if you get a different psychological profile than I did, the main plot will probably be the same. You’ll be sad if you spoil it […]

March 7, 2010

It took me a long time to realize I could change my ringtone.

I’m going to write two posts about Silent Hill: Shattered Memories for two reasons. The first is that the story is so important, I want to talk about it at length, but have it separate from the mechanics so there are no spoilarz. The other is just to fill up another blogging day. What? It’s […]

March 6, 2010

Severe Lack of Old Skool Cred

I’ve been playing a bit of Mega Man 10. Is that surprising? Not really, especially considering how many points I still have from that Pepsi promotion. I’ve beaten a few robot masters, and a full write-up will probably come at some point. One thing is for certain, though. I suck at video games. I owned […]

March 5, 2010

Dramatic Conclusion of the War of the Forumz.

Note that this is my post talking about the end of Forumwarz episode 3, which basically finished up the entire arc of all three episodes. So if you’re still playing, or think you might want to play? Well, don’t read this one! It’ll tell all. Ready to read? Okay, good. Forumwarz is so fucking awesome. […]

March 4, 2010

Useless post about how stressed I am.

My TA friends were nice, and invited me to go work on homework with them this evening. I turned them down. The idea of leaving the house filled me with dread. I was supposed to relax this evening, but already I was drawn to a family dinner and seeing my brother’s new house. I already […]

March 3, 2010

Dye-No-Mite! Dye-No-Mite!

Can you believe it? On Saturday we sat down and watched a movie that we had rented. How crazy is that? What movie did we watch, you ask? Black Dynamite. Basically, some wonderful, wonderful people made a new Blaxsploitation film. It was completely glorious. I have not seen a movie that made me laugh so […]

March 2, 2010

Posted from the new lappy…!

Hello there! I am typing on my brand new Lap-Top Com Pew Tor. It’s got a number pad, which I am less excited about, and all kinds of bloatware, which I am also less excited about. But it’s running along pretty well. The screen looks fantastic, though it is reflective, and this keyboard is feeling […]