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I have remembered my dreams again, so now you must sit through me retelling them.
Okay, I guess you could just go to another website, but whatever.

I was on a retreat in the middle of the country. This retreat was being run by Chase, from work, for no apparent reason. It was me, a large number of Bros, and Debra, from work. Every day, we’d drive from what was basically a big farm, or summer camp, into town and do volunteer work. The Bros weren’t getting my transsexualness and I was getting kind of annoyed at them, and brainstorming magical ways to get back at them. I had kind of decided on magically (?) changing them into women for awhile.

But then I went to breakfast, and Debra asked me for my homework, a report about the day. I hadn’t done this, because I had been so busy with other things. Neither had the Bros. We went back to the cabin or whatever to write these up. Then Chase enters, wearing rainbow lipstick for reasons I do not understand. He says I’m doing a damn good job, and would I be willing to come on another retreat as a good example? I don’t remember what I said.

Next thing I know, I’ve got a different volunteer assignment, this one in the city. I get dressed up, wearing a masculine business suit even though I’m a woman in the dream, and drive, in the rain, to the city. It’s night by the time I get there, and I find out the place I’m supposed to be going to is a night club called The Black Hole. It is covered in blacklights and neon and has a gigantic Hello Kitty on the side of the building. For some reason, this is a really happening place. I go in the employee entrance in the back, and end up in a special area of the club, full of magical creatures. Chase is there, and explains to me that this is a special meeting place for spellcasters like myself, where I can kick back, relax, and talk magic. He then asks if I want a Pepsi or a slushie.

And then I woke up.

What does it all mean?
Probably that I really need to talk to Chase about awakening my magical powers before he gets transferred to that other Kohl’s store. Heh.