{"id":389,"date":"2009-06-19T00:59:27","date_gmt":"2009-06-19T06:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=389"},"modified":"2009-06-19T00:10:26","modified_gmt":"2009-06-19T06:10:26","slug":"terror-at-the-workplace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=389","title":{"rendered":"Terror at the Workplace!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was working at my job. You know, the one that I have to earn money? Yeah, that one. So I was working there, changing all the jewelry signs because I promised Krista I would, so I&#8217;m doing that, and then I feel kind of squirmy-itchy around my stomach region. And I&#8217;m like &#8220;hey, okay, no big deal, I shall scratch a little, not like anyone is around.&#8221; So I give my stomach a scratch. Doesn&#8217;t do much. I look down, and there seems to be something on my shirt, so I brush it off&#8230; but it isn&#8217;t on my shirt&#8230; it&#8217;s in my shirt&#8230; so I lift it up and<\/p>\n<p>HOLY SHIT THERE&#8217;S A BUG IN MY SHIRT.<\/p>\n<p>To my credit, I did not kill the creature. I could not really tell what it was as it crawled away. It wasn&#8217;t big, but it didn&#8217;t have wings. I don&#8217;t think it was a tick or anything, as it didn&#8217;t look like that. I have no idea what it was, and even moreso, I have no fucking idea how it got in my shirt. Did it climb all the way up my body? When did it do that? Why did I not notice it until then?<\/p>\n<p>There are so many unanswered questions.<\/p>\n<p>But most importantly, it has made me insanely itchy the whole rest of the night. So many phantom bugs, coming out of nowhere, crawling under my clothes&#8230; makes me shudder just thinking about it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;stupid bug&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was working at my job. You know, the one that I have to earn money? Yeah, that one. So I was working there, changing all the jewelry signs because I promised Krista I would, so I&#8217;m doing that, and then I feel kind of squirmy-itchy around my stomach region. And I&#8217;m like &#8220;hey, okay, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}