{"id":308,"date":"2009-04-01T00:00:36","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T06:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=308"},"modified":"2009-03-31T14:15:09","modified_gmt":"2009-03-31T20:15:09","slug":"obligatory-april-fools-day-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=308","title":{"rendered":"Obligatory April Fool’s Day Post"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have cancer.<\/p>\n

HA! See, it’s hilarious, because it’s April Fool’s day! I don’t have cancer!<\/p>\n

Or do I?<\/p>\n

HA! So funny!<\/p>\n

Tricking people is hilarious!<\/p>\n

Or is it?<\/p>\n

HA!<\/p>\n

Speaking of which, I decided I was going to do this project I have to do this semester based on Francesca Lia Block, and author I have quite admired. I mean, she’s not really writing for me? She’s writing for like… junior high girls. But I like her writing style. So I go and oh, the compilation of her first book series, which I liked a lot, was only like 7 dollars on Amazon! I’ll just order that as a reference. I always meant to have copies anyway.
\nSo I order it, and I get a book with a cover like this<\/a>. Compare, if you will, to the not as painful to the eyes cover<\/a> of the first copy of Weetzie Bat I saw.
\nHA HA! Very funny, book publishers!<\/p>\n

What really gets me is that there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in these books that has to do with fairies. She’s written fairy-oriented books, but these are not those books. There are some ghosts. There are some gay dudes, but I wouldn’t call them fairies. The cover has absolutely NOTHING to do with the content inside! I’m proud to own that inside content, but I will never be able to look at that book without wincing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have cancer. HA! See, it’s hilarious, because it’s April Fool’s day! I don’t have cancer! Or do I? HA! So funny! Tricking people is hilarious! Or is it? HA! Speaking of which, I decided I was going to do this project I have to do this semester based on Francesca Lia Block, and author […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}