{"id":2893,"date":"2011-11-29T01:58:49","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T07:58:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2893"},"modified":"2011-11-29T01:58:49","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T07:58:49","slug":"explore-here-please-ill-pay-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2893","title":{"rendered":"Explore Here, Please. I&#8217;ll Pay You."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, let&#8217;s reach back on the ol&#8217; list of blog ideas that I haven&#8217;t gotten around to writing yet.<br \/>\nOh, okay, here&#8217;s an old one. Majesty.<\/p>\n<p>Majesty is a series that one Matthew Essner really enjoys. I knew that, but I didn&#8217;t know much about it until I watched a quick look of the new one on Giant Bomb. The idea of not having direct control over your units, just how you spend money, seemed really appealing, so when I saw that there was a Majesty game on iOS for a buck, I figured I&#8217;d pick it up and give it a try.<\/p>\n<p>First off, let me just say that the controls are not that great. They feel like someone shoehorning in normal PC controls on a touch screen. It&#8217;s very hard to set items down exactly where you want them, because you have to double tap on a grid that is actually very small. This can create problems when you&#8217;re trying to place important structures like defense towers. It also is near-impossible to set &#8220;Defend this&#8221; flags, which is kind of an issue, too.<\/p>\n<p>The other thing that really confused me is that this isn&#8217;t a port! Apparently the levels in this are completely different than in the PC version, which is just&#8230; crazy. If they were going to make new levels, why not make controls that aren&#8217;t ass? I only found this out when I went looking for help on a level I got stuck on, and Essner told me that level simply isn&#8217;t in the game he played. How crazy is that, right?<\/p>\n<p>Still, the basic concept is still cool. Instead of issuing orders to your adventurers, you post various bounties. &#8220;Explore here, get 100 gold.&#8221; &#8220;Kill this, get 200.&#8221; The more money, the more people will want to do it. When you pay the adventurers for doing this, they will spend the money in your shops buying a new enchanted sword, or some healing potions so they can take on harder jobs. It&#8217;s like you&#8217;re controlling the random sidequest board in an RPG, and I am down with that. There were certainly some points where I was like &#8220;Dammit, just kill that thing!&#8221; but most of the time I enjoyed the feel.<\/p>\n<p>This version has problems, though. It apparently works on an iPhone, but I have no idea how shitty the game would play on that small of a screen. It&#8217;s a weird product, but I suppose if you enjoyed the original game, and had a buck, picking it up wouldn&#8217;t be a bad move to have some more of that action on the go. I know Essner was certainly interested when I showed it to him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, let&#8217;s reach back on the ol&#8217; list of blog ideas that I haven&#8217;t gotten around to writing yet. Oh, okay, here&#8217;s an old one. Majesty. Majesty is a series that one Matthew Essner really enjoys. I knew that, but I didn&#8217;t know much about it until I watched a quick look of the new [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,27,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2893"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2893"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2894,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2893\/revisions\/2894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}