{"id":277,"date":"2009-03-01T00:55:51","date_gmt":"2009-03-01T06:55:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=277"},"modified":"2009-02-28T17:09:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T23:09:00","slug":"they-dont-really-go-into-a-green-anything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=277","title":{"rendered":"You can tell I didn&#8217;t like it because of how hard of a time I have explaining how bad it is."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I watched the last Futurama movie, Into the Wild Green Yonder, and all I can really say is &#8220;meh.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At least it wasn&#8217;t as god-awful as Bender&#8217;s Game. That had a BRILLIANT premise that they proceeded to shit all over and completely waste. Fantasy Futurama would be great. Bunch of horrible fantasy parodies? Not great.<br \/>\nStill, this one isn&#8217;t really all that wonderful. None of the movies are. Bender&#8217;s Big Score kind of gets a pass because it&#8217;s got so much fan service, and Beast With a Billion Backs has its fans who aren&#8217;t me. But man, I mean&#8230; I dunno. I&#8217;d be very unhappy if I&#8217;d, you know, bought the thing with my own money. And I buy really stupid shit all the time and don&#8217;t regret it. Too much.<\/p>\n<p>But yeah, I dunno. I&#8217;m unsure, I guess, why these &#8220;movies&#8221; had to try to be all epic. I don&#8217;t know why they couldn&#8217;t just be funny. I mean, I liked some of the plot stuff, but dammit, it&#8217;s about the humor, right? But all of them tried to be fucking wide-reaching. Was that just an effect of having more time? I dunno.<\/p>\n<p>Ugh, I&#8217;m just ranting uselessly. The point is, there were very few moments that made me laugh in the movie, and there were moments of it being painful. At least Bender&#8217;s Game had the QVC parody that had me laughing. There was nothing really like that here. There was a bunch of painfully horrible puns that were funny the first 10 times and then went on for the entire movie, and there was a Penn and Teller cameo&#8230; and&#8230; I dunno. I really don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, you aren&#8217;t missing much if you don&#8217;t see Into the Wild Green Yonder. At least Essner would be happy there was no musical number in it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I watched the last Futurama movie, Into the Wild Green Yonder, and all I can really say is &#8220;meh.&#8221; At least it wasn&#8217;t as god-awful as Bender&#8217;s Game. That had a BRILLIANT premise that they proceeded to shit all over and completely waste. Fantasy Futurama would be great. Bunch of horrible fantasy parodies? Not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,7,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}