{"id":208,"date":"2008-12-25T00:16:44","date_gmt":"2008-12-25T06:16:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=208"},"modified":"2008-12-23T00:03:55","modified_gmt":"2008-12-23T06:03:55","slug":"government-mandated-merry-chrissymas-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":"Government-Mandated Merry Chrissymas Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s here. And while I&#8217;m ripping open presents and spending time with my family and stuff, just let me make it clear to those out there, my friends who read this blog&#8230; gods, I appreciate you. The connections, the bonds I have with all of you mean so damn much. So much. I certainly can&#8217;t express it easily in words, and even less easily in a post that&#8217;s not specific to one person&#8230; but dammit, thank you. Thank you all. I hope I make it clear to you all how I feel.<\/p>\n<p>And seriously, Merry Christmas, everyone. Hope your Christmas goes well. I really do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s here. And while I&#8217;m ripping open presents and spending time with my family and stuff, just let me make it clear to those out there, my friends who read this blog&#8230; gods, I appreciate you. The connections, the bonds I have with all of you mean so damn much. So much. I certainly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}