{"id":145,"date":"2008-09-03T08:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-03T14:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=145"},"modified":"2010-01-04T11:50:59","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T17:50:59","slug":"its-probably-time-to-get-a-new-constitution-up-ins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=145","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s probably time to get a new constitution up ins."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, uh&#8230; does anyone know <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dj7vvleMjD8\">what time it is<\/a>?<br \/>\nGods, I love my job.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ve been feeling like shit! Yaaaaay! But I&#8217;ve been getting my stuff done. So that&#8217;s good. Also, it&#8217;s new IoTM time, I suppose. Let&#8217;s take a look at them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In Twilight Heroes, we have a <a href=\"http:\/\/th.blandsauce.com\/wiki\/Ring_of_Fellowship\">three-piece<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/th.blandsauce.com\/wiki\/Zorromir%27s_double_tower_shield\">equipment<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/th.blandsauce.com\/wiki\/King%27s_boomerang\">set<\/a>! I have the whole set, but I&#8217;ll be honest, the only piece that really thrills me is <a href=\"http:\/\/th.blandsauce.com\/wiki\/Zorromir%27s_double_tower_shield\">Zorromir&#8217;s Double Tower Shield<\/a>, since the Battlecry ability is just plain fun. Basically, I get to make up any battlecry I want for my character to shout when I charge into battle. Right now, my battlecry is &#8220;I&#8217;m in a murderous rage, apparently!&#8221; The overall set bonus might be worth it, too, if I was actually fighting hard enemies, but I dunno. I&#8217;m not the kind of person who knows such things. I&#8217;m pretty happy with the battlecry, though. I&#8217;ll probably pick up another shield for later resale, to earn more stars and spread the battlecry love, but not the rest of the set.<\/p>\n<p>In Kingdom of Loathing fronts, we have the <a href=\"http:\/\/kol.coldfront.net\/thekolwiki\/index.php\/Haiku_katana\">Haiku Katana<\/a>. This thing is pretty sweet. I mean, I don&#8217;t guess it&#8217;s bleeding edge? But if there&#8217;s one thing I prioritize, it&#8217;s healing, and thus I love the <a href=\"http:\/\/kol.coldfront.net\/thekolwiki\/index.php\/Spring_Raindrop_Attack\">Spring Raindrop Attack<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/kol.coldfront.net\/thekolwiki\/index.php\/Haiku_State_of_Mind\">Haiku State of Mind<\/a> is also just a complete and utter lot of fun. Since I buy things for fun more than for utility, this was kind of an instant no-brainer, thanks to that. The thing I wasn&#8217;t expecting was how good the just base enchantments on it are. I&#8217;m in a Pastamancer run right now, but since I&#8217;ve picked this thing up, I&#8217;ve basically be able to run as a muscle class, with its bonus combined with my <a href=\"http:\/\/kol.coldfront.net\/thekolwiki\/index.php\/Stainless_steel_skullcap\">stainless steel skullcap<\/a>. I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;ll keep up to the higher levels, but if nothing else I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll pull and use this sword whenever I&#8217;m grinding for stuff, to create MP for buffs and shit, and I&#8217;ll probably be dual wielding this and the <a href=\"http:\/\/kol.coldfront.net\/thekolwiki\/index.php\/Origami_riding_crop\">origami riding crop<\/a> during low-levels of a muscle class run. I kinda wish that would make sleazy haiku, though. Heh.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m tired. I need this semester to be over. Wait, what? What&#8217;s that you say? It&#8217;s the second week? Ah hah hah hah hah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, uh&#8230; does anyone know what time it is? Gods, I love my job. Anyway, I&#8217;ve been feeling like shit! Yaaaaay! But I&#8217;ve been getting my stuff done. So that&#8217;s good. Also, it&#8217;s new IoTM time, I suppose. Let&#8217;s take a look at them&#8230; In Twilight Heroes, we have a three-piece equipment set! I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,24,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":930,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions\/930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}