{"id":9,"date":"2007-09-21T05:22:54","date_gmt":"2007-09-21T05:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=9"},"modified":"2007-09-21T05:22:54","modified_gmt":"2007-09-21T05:22:54","slug":"guns-guns-guns-guns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"Guns! Guns! Guns! Guns!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a short review of Shoot &#8216;Em Up.<\/p>\n<p>The entire time, I was laughing because what I was seeing was so completely ridiculous, and that was the point. It&#8217;s not some sort of high art thing, it&#8217;s just incredibly exciting and stupid fun. You should see it, if you would like exciting and stupid fun. At the very least, give it a rent when it hits DVD.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d sort of like to say more about the movie, but that&#8217;s really it before getting into details that I really think you shouldn&#8217;t know beforehand. They&#8217;ll add to the enjoyment. So&#8230; that&#8217;s it, I guess. Do give it a try sometime, though.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, my wrists are really hurting. Which sucks. I also finally completed my quest to acquire Casino Royale in a buy 2 get 1 free used DVD deal, so that&#8217;s happy. Also, I need to write a poem using the word &#8220;Littoris.&#8221; Probably something talking about some book needing to &#8220;lick my Littoris.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a short review of Shoot &#8216;Em Up. The entire time, I was laughing because what I was seeing was so completely ridiculous, and that was the point. It&#8217;s not some sort of high art thing, it&#8217;s just incredibly exciting and stupid fun. You should see it, if you would like exciting and stupid [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}