{"id":793,"date":"2009-12-03T00:11:05","date_gmt":"2009-12-03T06:11:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=793"},"modified":"2009-12-02T07:17:18","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T13:17:18","slug":"pile-of-amazon-boxes-incoming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=793","title":{"rendered":"PILE OF AMAZON BOXES INCOMING!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chrissymas Holiday Shopping Update!<\/p>\n<p>Mom: No Check<br \/>\nDad: Check<br \/>\nJonathan: Check<br \/>\nGrandma: No Check<br \/>\nGrandpa: Check<br \/>\nShauna: (Forgot to put her on the other list, durrrrrrr) Check<br \/>\nBrer: Checked and Delivered!<br \/>\nKale: Check<br \/>\nEssner: Check<br \/>\nSpants: Planned, but currently unchecked.<br \/>\nCris: Still no clue how to approach that one.<\/p>\n<p>As you noticed, I got shit bought! And I did it through the power of a little website you might know called Amazon.com. Yeah, I seriously just bought like&#8230; EVERYONE&#8217;S gift on Amazon over the past day or two, and of course I had every one shipped individually, because I have Amazon Prime and I can. More cardboard for me! Whoo!<br \/>\nSo yeah, I&#8217;m going to have stacks and stacks of boxes showing up at the door over the next few days, and then I&#8217;m going to have to build a fort out of them in my room to hide all the gifts in or something.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I still have the hardest person to shop for, Grandma, left on that list. The shopping challenge is far from over! But, you know, at least I&#8217;m on top of it, even while I&#8217;m busy. Or maybe I&#8217;m just shopping instead of working on my end of the semester stuff. You never know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chrissymas Holiday Shopping Update! Mom: No Check Dad: Check Jonathan: Check Grandma: No Check Grandpa: Check Shauna: (Forgot to put her on the other list, durrrrrrr) Check Brer: Checked and Delivered! Kale: Check Essner: Check Spants: Planned, but currently unchecked. Cris: Still no clue how to approach that one. As you noticed, I got shit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=793"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":794,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793\/revisions\/794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}