{"id":741,"date":"2009-11-15T00:32:07","date_gmt":"2009-11-15T06:32:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=741"},"modified":"2009-11-14T17:21:17","modified_gmt":"2009-11-14T23:21:17","slug":"adventures-in-arkansas-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=741","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Adventures&#8221; in Arkansas, Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! I&#8217;m writing you from Arkansas, where the hotels don&#8217;t believe every room should include a pen and notepad! What a crazy world I am in right now.<br \/>\nGetting here, however, didn&#8217;t really pose too many problems. For the navigation to the hotel, the TomTom worked like a dream. I had absolutely no issues coming here, only stopping to grab some BeeK for a moment, which the TomTom did not seem to appreciate. I&#8217;m sorry, GPS, but I am not a robot! I sometimes must feed.<\/p>\n<p>The GPS worked significantly less effectively finding my nightly entertainment, however, I looked up movie times on internet, and I tried to program the address of the biggest theatre (I wanted to get into, I dunno, something resembling a city) into the TomTom. It said my address didn&#8217;t exist, but here&#8217;s a place near where that would be. Foolishly, I trusted, and I spend close to 2 fucking hours trying to find this phantom movie theatre before I finally decided to Google Maps it on my phone, of all things, and found it quickly.  I made it barely in time to get in before the previews ended, but not early enough to get something to eat, so I kind of wasted money on popcorn instead of dinner, so healthy of me.<br \/>\nStill, the movie was good. Not Fantastic Mr. Fox, unfortunately, as this apparently isn&#8217;t &#8220;selected theaters,&#8221; but I did see Where the Wild Things Are, a good movie that I need more time to percolate on before I write up. So I&#8217;ll do that tonight, or something.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I best get going. I&#8217;m writing this the morning before my presentation, and I want to give myself plenty of time to get lost as hell again. More, ah, &#8220;adventures&#8221; as they develop! Away!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! I&#8217;m writing you from Arkansas, where the hotels don&#8217;t believe every room should include a pen and notepad! What a crazy world I am in right now. Getting here, however, didn&#8217;t really pose too many problems. For the navigation to the hotel, the TomTom worked like a dream. I had absolutely no issues coming [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=741"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":749,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions\/749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}