{"id":701,"date":"2009-10-31T00:37:47","date_gmt":"2009-10-31T06:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=701"},"modified":"2009-10-28T11:48:31","modified_gmt":"2009-10-28T17:48:31","slug":"obligatory-halloween-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=701","title":{"rendered":"Obligatory Halloween Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MU HOO HA HA HA HALLOWED WEEN! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Zxk_P3PNuZU\">SPOOKY, SCARY!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>But yeah, happy candy day, everybody. Get lots of Smarties. Those are totally the best. But not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blisstree.com\/chocolatebytes\/files\/2008\/03\/smarties.jpg\">the Canadian kind<\/a> that are just M&#038;Ms? The <a href=\"http:\/\/caffeineplease.typepad.com\/caffeine_please\/images\/2007\/11\/12\/smarties.jpg\">real, American style<\/a> kind. Yeah.<br \/>\nI guess you can get other kinds of candy if you prefer, but you&#8217;re probably <a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/04\/wrong-mike.jpg\">doing it wrong<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MU HOO HA HA HA HALLOWED WEEN! SPOOKY, SCARY! But yeah, happy candy day, everybody. Get lots of Smarties. Those are totally the best. But not the Canadian kind that are just M&#038;Ms? The real, American style kind. Yeah. I guess you can get other kinds of candy if you prefer, but you&#8217;re probably doing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=701"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":702,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions\/702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}