{"id":590,"date":"2009-09-19T00:09:36","date_gmt":"2009-09-19T06:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=590"},"modified":"2009-09-18T06:12:30","modified_gmt":"2009-09-18T12:12:30","slug":"an-important-day-for-pastafarians-surely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=590","title":{"rendered":"An important day for Pastafarians, surely."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Arr and avast, matey! Happy talk like a pirate day to ye!<br \/>\nAvast.<br \/>\nUm&#8230; scurvy dog&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s about it.<\/p>\n<p>I was sad, though, that my class wasn&#8217;t on Talk Like a Pirate day&#8230; oh the activities I could have done&#8230; granted, I still did a little bit, but, you know, it&#8217;s kind of lame to say it&#8217;s in honor of tomorrow, unlike when I tied in the NEVAR FORGET of 9\/11 because I&#8217;m half-funny.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well. I salute you, all you Buccaneer-Americans out there! Keep doing what you&#8217;re doing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arr and avast, matey! Happy talk like a pirate day to ye! Avast. Um&#8230; scurvy dog&#8230;? Yeah, that&#8217;s about it. I was sad, though, that my class wasn&#8217;t on Talk Like a Pirate day&#8230; oh the activities I could have done&#8230; granted, I still did a little bit, but, you know, it&#8217;s kind of lame [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=590"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":591,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590\/revisions\/591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}