{"id":574,"date":"2009-09-15T00:25:11","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T06:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=574"},"modified":"2009-09-12T18:34:49","modified_gmt":"2009-09-13T00:34:49","slug":"574","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=574","title":{"rendered":"Potential and Theoretical Dog Woes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the parents continue to get braver and braver in the more and more empty-nested world they find themselves in, and are actually, now, taking a pretty big trip in October. This is going to leave me alone in the house with the puppy dog for like, a week. This has me worried.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, it&#8217;s not like I don&#8217;t like the dog. I like Molly very much! She is very cute and affectionate. We play all the time. I&#8217;m very glad she&#8217;s around.<br \/>\nAt the same time, she is also a very needy dog. Whenever my parents leave, and I&#8217;m still at home, she&#8217;s constantly coming up to me, trying to get me to go and look for them for her. She whines until I take her outside to see where they are, or she&#8217;ll constantly pat my leg, and want me to come with her to an &#8220;approved&#8221; spot to spend time with her so she will not be alone. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s as adorable as all get out, don&#8217;t get me wrong. But I&#8217;m glad that, whenever I&#8217;m not in the mood for it, I can &#8220;turn that off&#8221; and not worry about it, and know she&#8217;ll get the attention she wants a little later when the parents come home. Molly is there when I want such things, and I can turn it off when I don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>During that week my parents are gone, however, I can&#8217;t. She doesn&#8217;t like being in here, in the room with the computer, and thus is going to be constantly trying to get me away to spend time with her. She&#8217;s also likely not to eat much without me forcing it on her, a little. She doesn&#8217;t eat when she&#8217;s nervous, and without the parents there for days, she won&#8217;t be. She&#8217;s also scared to death of the doggy door, and we simply cannot teach her to go out the door to use the bathroom when she needs to, which means I&#8217;m going to have to take her outside like clockwork fairly often. I&#8217;m going to have my hands full, to some extent.<\/p>\n<p>At the same time, the &#8220;test run&#8221; I&#8217;ve had so far when my parents were gone for one night went surprisingly well. She eventually realized the parents weren&#8217;t coming back, and came in and slept with me very nicely. I didn&#8217;t have a whole lot of trouble with her. And I mean, we have over a month to teach her to use the doggy door. It should be alright.<\/p>\n<p>Still, you know. Potential Stressor. Yay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the parents continue to get braver and braver in the more and more empty-nested world they find themselves in, and are actually, now, taking a pretty big trip in October. This is going to leave me alone in the house with the puppy dog for like, a week. This has me worried. I mean, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":576,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions\/576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}