{"id":347,"date":"2009-05-12T00:02:34","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T06:02:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=347"},"modified":"2009-05-08T22:08:20","modified_gmt":"2009-05-09T04:08:20","slug":"a-history-of-dream-warrioring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=347","title":{"rendered":"A history of dream-warrioring."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, the Klonoa remake is out, I have it in my paws, and it&#8217;s awesome. If you own a Wii and don&#8217;t buy this $30 dollar game, you will lose much respect with me! Plus, I mean, it comes with a free taco. Just TRY to turn that down, I dare you.<br \/>\nAnyway, I&#8217;m warning you now: I&#8217;ve thought of at least 3 blog posts worth of Klonoa to talk about, so consider this Klonoa week or something. I&#8217;m going to talk about it a lot.<\/p>\n<p>I remember my first brush with Klonoa. Jonathan and I were looking for something to rent, and he saw the game, and pointed it out. I thought it looked questionable, but he wanted it, so we rented it. Unfortunately, when we got it back, the disc was scratched to hell, and couldn&#8217;t be read past Vision 1-2. Bummed, it got returned.<br \/>\nA monthish or so later, I was looking for a birthday present for Jonathan, and I saw the game in a store, I think Wal-Mart. I remembered that he wanted to play it, but didn&#8217;t get to, so I bought it for him.<\/p>\n<p>He played it, certainly. I know he likes the Klonoa series as well. But once I got in front of it and actually gave it a go, I was hooked. I blazed through the game. I&#8217;m pretty sure I beat it before my brother. I don&#8217;t even know if he&#8217;s beat the original. This is rare: Jonathan is much more the action gamer than I. But dammit, I loved the crap out of the game.<\/p>\n<p>The sequel came out, and I rented it and beat it in one crazy weekend. It was just as good: All of the elements I loved so much were right there. We got a copy on the cheap later, and I played it some more. It was so good.<\/p>\n<p>I remember searching internet desperately for the Klonoa soundtrack. I remember how awesome it was when I got Klonoa: Empire of Dreams and found a near-perfect portable rendition of one of my favorite platformers. I remember being constantly frustrated that Best Buy wouldn&#8217;t reduce to price of Klonoa: Dream Champ Tournament, sitting at full price when it was basically the last GBA game they had in stock. I remember scouring sites looking for a Klonoa doll, only to find that there was only one ever made, and it is very rare.<\/p>\n<p>I remember a lot about Klonoa, but I will admit, until I started waiting and waiting for Amazon to ship this copy of Klonoa to me, it didn&#8217;t occur to me quite how much I loved the series. But I am playing through the remake, and it is just how I remember it, and I have a huge grin on my face the entire time.<\/p>\n<p>I would go so far as to say that Klonoa: Door to Phantomile is my favorite platformer of all time.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a joy to be replaying it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, the Klonoa remake is out, I have it in my paws, and it&#8217;s awesome. If you own a Wii and don&#8217;t buy this $30 dollar game, you will lose much respect with me! Plus, I mean, it comes with a free taco. Just TRY to turn that down, I dare you. Anyway, I&#8217;m warning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}