{"id":3369,"date":"2012-06-28T14:38:59","date_gmt":"2012-06-28T20:38:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=3369"},"modified":"2012-06-28T14:38:59","modified_gmt":"2012-06-28T20:38:59","slug":"presents-are-the-only-solution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=3369","title":{"rendered":"Presents Are The Only Solution."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, everyone! I&#8217;m a blogger! I blog everyday! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding, I continue to be a failure.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s interesting that my response to feeling monetary pressure is to feel amazing urges to buy people gifts. Like, I&#8217;m feeling a lot of monetary pressure right now. Kohl&#8217;s sucks, I&#8217;m not making near enough money to pay rent, etc, much less, you know, relax and have a good time, and that plus my medical bills are eating through all the money I had saved up for the summer during the semester real quick-like. I&#8217;ve been kinda panicking.<\/p>\n<p>And then I, you know, realize I really need to start buying presents for people. Cara and Chris and all kinds of people. Presents! Presents. Exciting.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I like buying presents! I regret nothing, and it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;ve spent a lot of money. I&#8217;ve not been insane. But it&#8217;s still pretty silly of me, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>Coping mechanisms, like buying presents or hiding from a blog or a project I&#8217;m supposed to be working on, are really dumb, I guess is what I&#8217;m trying to say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, everyone! I&#8217;m a blogger! I blog everyday! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding, I continue to be a failure.) Anyway. I think it&#8217;s interesting that my response to feeling monetary pressure is to feel amazing urges to buy people gifts. Like, I&#8217;m feeling a lot of monetary pressure right now. Kohl&#8217;s sucks, I&#8217;m not making near enough [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3369"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3370,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3369\/revisions\/3370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}