{"id":3339,"date":"2012-06-05T08:36:29","date_gmt":"2012-06-05T14:36:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=3339"},"modified":"2012-06-05T08:36:29","modified_gmt":"2012-06-05T14:36:29","slug":"heres-me-rambling-about-the-sony-press-conference","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=3339","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s Me Rambling About The Sony Press Conference."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man, I guess it just never occurs to me how few of Sony&#8217;s key brands I give a shit about until I watch this sort of thing and I&#8217;m like &#8220;Wow, I care about none of these.&#8221; I mean, I sure don&#8217;t give a shit about a new God of War that is exactly the same as every other God of War but has some shitty multiplayer? I believe I continue to be the only furry on the face of the planet who is not excited about a new Sly Cooper game, as well. Maybe I really do need to rent that Sly collection and try them. I dunno.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I suppose that cross-play between Vita and PS3 is a nice feature. I think it&#8217;s kind of cool. If the Vita was anything I even vaguely wanted to own, I&#8217;d be down with that. Playing the Vita version against PS3 people. That&#8217;d be cool. Of course, is the PS4 going to support this? I kind of doubt it! The Vita will be very behind the times powerwise then!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know. I was really confused as to why they didn&#8217;t push the Vita in their presentation. They said several key games are coming to both, but why do I care if I already own a PS3, you know? I&#8217;ll just get that one if I want it. Isn&#8217;t the Vita a big deal? Supposed to be? I don&#8217;t know. I&#8217;ve yet to see a really good reason to buy one. I guess this exclusive Assassin&#8217;s Creed game is supposed to convince you. That&#8217;s awesome, but seeing as I really only jones for Assassin&#8217;s Creed multiplayer, that sure doesn&#8217;t convince me. Even their &#8220;exclusive&#8221; CODBLOPS game wasn&#8217;t even shown, which is really dumb of them.<\/p>\n<p>The Last of Us was really the only vaguely interesting thing at the Sony presser. It was REALLY interesting, though, let&#8217;s be honest. I love everything about Uncharted except playing Uncharted, so I&#8217;m more than willing to jump on a new game with different gameplay by those guys. I could really get into that. I really could. I hope it lives up to potential.<\/p>\n<p>Beyond: Two Souls also seems hilariously David Cage-like, and I&#8217;m sure I will play it and love it in a half ironic half not way, like I did Indigo Prophecy and Heavy Rain. Still, it&#8217;s weird that they spent so much time on it. It&#8217;s not really a big seller to people that aren&#8217;t, you know, me.<\/p>\n<p>Wonderbook&#8230; man, they were proud of getting J. K. Rowling on board, weren&#8217;t they? Granted, if they sell the Wonderbook book with the Harry Potter game thing and a Move, they may sell a decent amount, but them even thinking this is going to be a big hit they can develop lots of little games for is kind of funny. The fact that the demo worked like shit and went on for like 10 hours didn&#8217;t help things either.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Sony? You did alright. Nothing embarrassing, nothing bad&#8230; but nothing exciting, really. I wasn&#8217;t all thrilled and pumped about anything you showed. Apologies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, I guess it just never occurs to me how few of Sony&#8217;s key brands I give a shit about until I watch this sort of thing and I&#8217;m like &#8220;Wow, I care about none of these.&#8221; I mean, I sure don&#8217;t give a shit about a new God of War that is exactly the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3339"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3340,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3339\/revisions\/3340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}