{"id":3287,"date":"2012-05-03T18:02:59","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T00:02:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=3287"},"modified":"2012-05-03T18:02:59","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T00:02:59","slug":"rapid-fire-ramblings-depressing-solutions-food-favoritism-action-figures-failure-rate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=3287","title":{"rendered":"Rapid Fire Ramblings: Depressing Solutions, Food Favoritism, Action Figures, Failure Rate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, and welcome to blog. Today I will blog. Prepare to blog.<\/p>\n<p>So I talked about an issue yesterday with money and shit and it solved itself in the &#8220;aww but at least we&#8217;re not in financial trouble&#8221; sort of way. Which is better than being fucked over, I guess. Even though it said on the website I couldn&#8217;t, I sent the ticket people an e-mail asking if I could cancel my ticket order, and they said &#8220;Yeah, sure.&#8221; So that&#8217;s that. No PAX for me.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s probably for the best. It would have been a huge fucking strain on resources to go, especially for CJ, even with our &#8220;solution&#8221; options we were coming up with and watching disappear in real time. I just really wanted to go. I wanted to be at a point in my life where I can travel and do this kind of shit. I want to take my family to PAX, and Disney World, and creepy furry conventions, and all kinds of pointless fun shit. But we&#8217;re just not stable yet.<br \/>\nStill, I said on twitter and Talking Time that I had tickets. So I feel like an idiot now that I&#8217;ve bowed out. I should probably tell people, but I&#8217;m embarrassed, even though there&#8217;s nothing to fucking be embarrassed about. Oh well. Sorry. Don&#8217;t judge me for being an idiot, blog reader person. Thanks.<\/p>\n<p>I like foods I used to hate.<br \/>\nNot like&#8230; in a crazy way, perse? It&#8217;s all kind of sensible stuff that I all the sudden am going &#8220;Fuck, I love this.&#8221; But like&#8230; mushrooms, okay? I never used to like mushrooms. Texture freaked me out, and taste was blah. But recently, I&#8217;ve been like &#8220;Wait a goddamn minute, I love mushrooms!&#8221; CJ has been making these sauteed mushroom and swiss burgers for me because of a random idea and having mushrooms in the fridge for some reason? And they are FANTASTIC. I love mushrooms on things now. I just kind of love eating mushrooms. When the fuck did that happen? Just one day, I&#8217;m like, &#8220;No, everything I&#8217;ve known is wrong, I want that.&#8221; It&#8217;s weird.<\/p>\n<p>I bought some Adventure Time toys just to take pictures of them with Skylanders and Ponies. Because it entertained me for some reason. Then I posted them to twitter with dialog captions from the characters.<br \/>\nI may have a problem.<\/p>\n<p>I just gave a test where 90% of my class failed. I was told that this is normal for this test. People don&#8217;t pass it. What the fuck.<br \/>\nI mean, I took this standardized practice test for this test? I got 2 questions wrong because the questions make no sense. I stared at these questions after the fact and could not figure out why my answer was wrong and not just as good as the actual answer. So that&#8217;s great, and says something about the test quality. It&#8217;s also a really, really hard grammar test, but they&#8217;re taking it in a writing course, not a grammar course. We covered some grammar, of course, but writing was always the focus. Did I focus the class wrong? Were they lying to me when they called it a writing course? I was always taught that grammar should come second in a writing course, because you need to focus on big picture problems with their writing, and that&#8217;s what I did, because that made sense to me. And now they all failed this test. Badly.<br \/>\nApparently this has to affect their grade in some way. I&#8217;ll have to figure that out. That&#8217;s really shitty and silly. Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I&#8217;m going to go&#8230; TO WORK! I shall see you all later, blog people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, and welcome to blog. Today I will blog. Prepare to blog. So I talked about an issue yesterday with money and shit and it solved itself in the &#8220;aww but at least we&#8217;re not in financial trouble&#8221; sort of way. Which is better than being fucked over, I guess. 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