{"id":2955,"date":"2011-12-23T02:14:26","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T08:14:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2955"},"modified":"2011-12-23T02:14:26","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T08:14:26","slug":"great-moments-in-amazing-bullshit-boxee-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2955","title":{"rendered":"Great Moments In Amazing Bullshit: Boxee Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi.<\/p>\n<p>I would like to thank Boxee for ruining Christmas with their amazing bullshit.<\/p>\n<p>So I get this thing. It&#8217;s supposed to do all kinds of nice stuff like stream video and whatnot. I hook it up. It won&#8217;t connect to my wifi. I double check my password, etc. Won&#8217;t connect. This seems really weird, because the Boxee Box is a D-link product, and I am using a D-link router with basically default settings. But whatever, I go on their website to troubleshoot. I check all their settings, and I change stuff, and change it again, and change it again.<br \/>\nIt won&#8217;t connect.<br \/>\nI change more stuff, and more stuff.<br \/>\nIt won&#8217;t connect.<\/p>\n<p>I eventually give up, decide my PS3 doesn&#8217;t need internet, and plug in ethernet. I finally get into a menu. I go to play a video from my computer.<br \/>\nNothing.<br \/>\nI set up some stupid media sharing software from Boxee. I go to play a video from my computer.<br \/>\nIt crashes.<br \/>\nI reboot and try again.<br \/>\nIt crashes.<br \/>\nI reboot and try a different video.<br \/>\nIt crashes.<\/p>\n<p>I try to use a different method to get to my videos. I use a totally different menu.<br \/>\nIt asks me for a username and password.<br \/>\nI have no idea what it could be asking for, it&#8217;s my files, but I type in every combination I could think of that I would use.<br \/>\nNothing.<\/p>\n<p>I have been fighting with this thing for 4 hours now. Fuck it. Thanks for ruining Christmas. I hope I can manage to return it without issue and without upsetting my mother, who had to figure out the internet and try very hard to get this for me. I feel terrible making her go to all that effort just to return it, but it would be worse to be stuck with this expensive piece of garbage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi. I would like to thank Boxee for ruining Christmas with their amazing bullshit. So I get this thing. It&#8217;s supposed to do all kinds of nice stuff like stream video and whatnot. I hook it up. It won&#8217;t connect to my wifi. I double check my password, etc. Won&#8217;t connect. This seems really weird, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2955"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2956,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions\/2956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}