{"id":2813,"date":"2011-10-28T00:56:18","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T06:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2813"},"modified":"2011-10-28T00:09:15","modified_gmt":"2011-10-28T06:09:15","slug":"im-linking-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2813","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Linking It."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ate a bag of garlic croutons. As a snack. That&#8217;s how I roll, motherfucker.<br \/>\nKnow how else I roll? Sometimes, I&#8217;m like &#8220;I really have absolutely no idea what to write about today LINKS MOTHERFUCKER!&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd then there&#8217;s links.<\/p>\n<p>Watch this shit. WA-CHAAAAA!<br \/>\nLinks!<\/p>\n<p>Looking for cool content to watch on my Roku, I have started watching <a href=\"http:\/\/twit.tv\/nsfw\">NSFW<\/a>, which is actually a pretty silly and funny little show. Maybe you would like to watch it?<\/p>\n<p>Okay, here&#8217;s your pony links of the moment. Some <a href=\"http:\/\/27.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lt4gmtX8yn1qzmunzo1_500.gif\">animated gifs<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/f2r8G.gif\">complete awesome<\/a>. And here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/data.tumblr.com\/tumblr_ltpi2ongxc1r1j2xgo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&#038;Expires=1319866866&#038;Signature=Vbo22uypjH9vUgl80tKnsWH0a1Y%3D\">a funny comic<\/a>. Everyone likes funny comics, right? Now let&#8217;s get out of the pony zone.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/qvzU4.jpg\">Important quiz question<\/a> I had linked to me. WHAT IS THE ANSWER?!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to see John Hodgman next week! He put out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/4cc168ca62\/that-is-all\">a trailer<\/a> for his book! I am excite!<\/p>\n<p>Finally, here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.regretsy.com\/2011\/10\/13\/best-psa-ever\/\">an important PSA<\/a> that you shouldn&#8217;t miss. Public Service. Being announced. Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>Those are links. Be linked. And now be free.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ate a bag of garlic croutons. As a snack. That&#8217;s how I roll, motherfucker. Know how else I roll? Sometimes, I&#8217;m like &#8220;I really have absolutely no idea what to write about today LINKS MOTHERFUCKER!&#8221; And then there&#8217;s links. Watch this shit. WA-CHAAAAA! Links! Looking for cool content to watch on my Roku, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2813"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2814,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813\/revisions\/2814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}