{"id":2714,"date":"2011-10-01T00:25:26","date_gmt":"2011-10-01T06:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2714"},"modified":"2011-09-30T12:12:33","modified_gmt":"2011-09-30T18:12:33","slug":"make-sure-you-dont-hurt-nobody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2714","title":{"rendered":"Make Sure You Don&#8217;t Hurt Nobody."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LINKS! Goddamn I have a lot of links. Also, Chrome wants to restart for updates. So I bet be free of these links. LET&#8217;S LINKING!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.onthestick.com\">On The Stick<\/a> is starting a new October of articles this month! I have one coming later in the month! Yay! But you can read what they&#8217;re doing right now if you want. It&#8217;s sure to be good stuff!<\/p>\n<p>I thought <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_BMgegut3UM\">this<\/a> was a pretty funny little video. It&#8217;s got, you know, jokes.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/26n2A.png\">Adventure Time<\/a>, come on, grab your friends.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QDFDzTOyLvo\">Two Memes, One Mashup<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Bask in horror upon the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.howtobearetronaut.com\/2011\/09\/women-of-the-future-1902\/\">women of the future!<\/a> What a strange place the future will be.<\/p>\n<p>Why do I find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.projectafterforums.com\/uploads\/post-357-1316805730.jpg\">this<\/a> so funny? Because it&#8217;s hilarious. That&#8217;s probably why.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/1sfKR.png\">The quietest dinner ever<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Beware the <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/cO4QA.jpg\">COMPUTER CRIMINALS!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Finally, here&#8217;s some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/historians-politely-remind-nation-to-check-whats-h,26183\/\">good advice<\/a> from the Onion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LINKS! Goddamn I have a lot of links. Also, Chrome wants to restart for updates. So I bet be free of these links. LET&#8217;S LINKING! On The Stick is starting a new October of articles this month! I have one coming later in the month! Yay! But you can read what they&#8217;re doing right now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2714"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2714"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2719,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2714\/revisions\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}