{"id":2574,"date":"2011-09-06T00:05:33","date_gmt":"2011-09-06T06:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2574"},"modified":"2011-09-05T23:37:42","modified_gmt":"2011-09-06T05:37:42","slug":"preparing-food-like-someone-who-can-turn-on-a-stove","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2574","title":{"rendered":"Preparing Food Like Someone Who Can Turn On A Stove."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cooked tonight. To various levels of what one can call &#8220;cooking.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well okay, so. I was driving home from St. Louis. I knew I had the house to myself so I&#8217;m like all &#8220;fuuuuuuck what I am going to get for dinner on the way home?&#8221; I couldn&#8217;t come up with anything that sounded good to me.<\/p>\n<p>It was then that I realized a flaw in my logic. &#8220;What am I going to get?&#8221; is the wrong question. I am the sort of person who will soon own a house and live in that house and needs to not be eating out constantly and be more wise with money. The question should be &#8220;What can I make when I get home?&#8221; I nodded with this sound realization and brainstormed what I could make. When I got home, I executed on the plan.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, I had a few chicken sammich patties left over, but no bread. So I decided to make some Rice-a-roni type stuff and chop up this chicken and then use a fork and eat that. I was a bit worried, as the chicken was breaded and that seemed odd to go over that sort of thing, but I shouldn&#8217;t have been, as it was fucking delicious and filling, though the fact that I love some Rice that has been Ronied probably helped with that. It was an ugly dish, though, as most things I cook turn out to be. (They also tend to turn out at least mostly edible and tasty, so I guess I can&#8217;t complain.) I would not have scored many points for plating on Iron Chef.<\/p>\n<p>After I enjoyed that, I had enough left for another plate, so I made that up and stored it for tomorrow, as I believe you are supposed to do. (We&#8217;ve never been a family that&#8217;s big on leftovers, and when we did have them, usually Mom would take care of the eating of them, not me.) I cleaned up the kitchen and went to work. Adventure over.<\/p>\n<p>The one thing that occurred to me was that the whole process really didn&#8217;t take very long. One of the reasons I never did much cooking for myself is that I always felt like cooking took forever, but as I think about it now, it probably would have taken just as long (maybe a little bit shorter, but not a lot) to run out and get something from a drive-through. Granted, I&#8217;m not about to pretend what I cooked is anything even remotely complicated in the least. Real cooking probably does take longer. But just cooking for me, this was great. I did the kitchen stuff and caught up on podcasts and it was really no big deal. I feel like this bodes well for me surviving out on my own.<\/p>\n<p>But maybe I&#8217;m just making a bunch of stuff out of nothing because I am tired and I needed something to write about and that felt like the one thing of note I did today. You decide! Just remember I have a delicious lunch waiting for me in the fridge that I am totally going to eat tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cooked tonight. To various levels of what one can call &#8220;cooking.&#8221; Well okay, so. I was driving home from St. Louis. I knew I had the house to myself so I&#8217;m like all &#8220;fuuuuuuck what I am going to get for dinner on the way home?&#8221; I couldn&#8217;t come up with anything that sounded [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2574"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2575,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574\/revisions\/2575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}