{"id":2547,"date":"2011-08-25T00:43:05","date_gmt":"2011-08-25T06:43:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2547"},"modified":"2011-08-24T22:09:45","modified_gmt":"2011-08-25T04:09:45","slug":"i-was-nobody-but-the-macho-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2547","title":{"rendered":"I Was Nobody But The Macho Man."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really wanted to try WWE All Stars.<\/p>\n<p>This seems weird to me, but I don&#8217;t know. The quick look on Giant Bomb just made it look crazy insane and flat-out fun, and I have been subjected to so much wrestling stuff through a certain person (*cough*Joe Drilling*cough*) that I was just really interesting. Luckily, this is exactly what Gamefly is for, so I put it on the list to try it.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I think WWE All Stars is a fantastic game. There are things to say about it that are negative, I guess. The art style on the characters is kind of weird, to be sure, but I don&#8217;t think it isn&#8217;t fitting for caricatures of wrestlers. I suppose most wrestling games have a complex character maker mode? This one has a shitty one bolted on. Again, I feel that&#8217;s okay, because this is much more a &#8220;fighting game&#8221; than what wrestling games normally are, from what I understand.<\/p>\n<p>If you come into it with that &#8220;fighting game&#8221; mentality, which I did, the game works fantastically like that. You have dudes with special moves and combos that you can pick from. The action is very fast-paced and completely ridiculous, with you being able to do things like short air juggles and basically slamming people to the ground so hard they rocket into the air. They&#8217;re trying to make the game fun, and less what wrestling actually is and more what the wrestling in your mind would be. It totally works. I dig it.<\/p>\n<p>I did have problems with it, though, which is why I didn&#8217;t play very long on it. For people who are actual wrestling fans, or just fans of other genres, I don&#8217;t think these would be much of an issue.<\/p>\n<p>The first issue was targeting. You get to do these matches that have more than one other opponent in there. You switch between targets with the right stick. I never got the hang of this. I just found it kind of frustrating. Why couldn&#8217;t I just grab the dude in front of me? Plus it seemed to cycle, and it just took forever to change the focus to where I wanted it. I feel like wrestling people probably deal with this all the time, and are used to it. &#8220;Full&#8221; wrestling games probably have this. It&#8217;d be fine for them. It just didn&#8217;t work for me.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I could get used to that. The part I couldn&#8217;t get used to was how counter-based this game is. Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong: an active counter system makes PERFECT sense for wrestling, and adds a lot of skill to the game. But fuck, I am always terrible at games that required timed counters. I tried, I really tried, to counter stuff. But once the opponents got hard enough that I had to counter them to have a chance at beating them? I no longer beat them. I just couldn&#8217;t do it. I am not that kind of gamer. That was it.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a game for me. But it really seems like a fun game. I dunno if I&#8217;d pay full price for it, knowing the stupid amount of features that are in the normal, &#8220;full&#8221; wrestling games? But for a fan who picked this up for like&#8230; 30 bucks? That&#8217;d be a damn, damn good purchase. It&#8217;s exciting and arcadey and I am glad I tried it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really wanted to try WWE All Stars. This seems weird to me, but I don&#8217;t know. The quick look on Giant Bomb just made it look crazy insane and flat-out fun, and I have been subjected to so much wrestling stuff through a certain person (*cough*Joe Drilling*cough*) that I was just really interesting. Luckily, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2547"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2549,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547\/revisions\/2549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}