{"id":2088,"date":"2011-03-11T00:47:13","date_gmt":"2011-03-11T06:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2088"},"modified":"2011-03-11T00:35:57","modified_gmt":"2011-03-11T06:35:57","slug":"if-you-cut-off-my-internet-i-will-murder-you-a-post-of-frustration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=2088","title":{"rendered":"If you cut off my internet, I will murder you: A Post of Frustration"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get this kind of rage any time something frustrates me, but there is nothing that frustrates me more than my tech not working.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I should explain.<\/p>\n<p>I was having some very nice conversations with my boyfriend, with Cris, with Ecks, and I was trying to write a blog, because hey, I haven&#8217;t missed a nightly blog post since I started this bullshit like 2 years ago, so I&#8217;m not going to miss one tonight either! However, apparently our home phone line has been down. Nobody noticed, because it&#8217;s a waste of money that nobody uses, but she found out it wasn&#8217;t working, and tried to fix it, as well as getting my father and me on the case. Since we&#8217;ve done that, my internet has randomly disconnected once or twice a day or so, though not for long spans until this time I am about to tell you about, and the phone still doesn&#8217;t work as a phone.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, I was trying to do this stupid Xbox Live test thing, because why not? I like stupid Avatar items. I was running this, and at 45 seconds remaining, I get kicked off. Frustrating, sure, but it comes right back up and I start it again.<\/p>\n<p>Then it kicks me off again.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been fighting for awhile now, trying to get this to work again. It&#8217;s been connecting and disconnecting, and keeping me from finishing my conversations, as well as writing a blog more interesting than this one. I was ready to throw my router across the room. I wanted to scream and wake everyone up. I wanted blood, and, frankly, if this doesn&#8217;t go through and post like it should, I will want the heads of everyone who gives DSL to this house. Every single person.<\/p>\n<p>I get so angry. So fucking angry. I hate being angry. But you don&#8217;t fucking keep me from the people I love. I don&#8217;t care if you&#8217;re a modem or a person. You are not going to fucking do that.<\/p>\n<p>Bleh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get this kind of rage any time something frustrates me, but there is nothing that frustrates me more than my tech not working. I guess I should explain. I was having some very nice conversations with my boyfriend, with Cris, with Ecks, and I was trying to write a blog, because hey, I haven&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2088"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2088"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2090,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2088\/revisions\/2090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}