{"id":1877,"date":"2010-12-23T00:34:49","date_gmt":"2010-12-23T06:34:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=1877"},"modified":"2010-12-21T16:47:56","modified_gmt":"2010-12-21T22:47:56","slug":"justifying-steam-sales-droppin-magnets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=1877","title":{"rendered":"Justifying Steam Sales: Droppin&#8217; Magnets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Steam Sale season again, and once again I am simply overwhelmed with how many Steam Sale games I pick up and then never play. Well, I&#8217;m going to try to start turning that around. I&#8217;m going to give some of these cheap Steam games a short shot, and see how I feel about them. Then, I will write about them. It&#8217;s the perfect plan! Probably. I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s something like the perfect plan.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yullaby.com\/?page=magnetis\">Magnetis<\/a> is 50 cents on Steam right now. That&#8217;s cheaper than most stupid iPhone games. I had to pick it up and try it.<\/p>\n<p>The problem a lot of &#8220;speed&#8221; puzzle games have is that they&#8217;re always in the shadow of Tetris. Tetris is just so fucking good! How are you going to make your game better than Tetris?<\/p>\n<p>Magnetis is not better than Tetris, but it certainly isn&#8217;t bad. Mediocre, maybe, if you have that Tetris puzzle game itch, and have 50 goddamn cents, you might as well pick it up.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, the field of play is a little circular conveyor belt. If you keep holding one direction, the cubes on the belt come back around the other side. From the top, two-cube sets drop. You can swap the order of these two cubes as they drop. There are three types of blocks: generic, grey &#8220;conductor&#8221; blocks, left side magnets, and right side magnets. The idea is to connect two magnets of the same color with connector blocks to clear them.<\/p>\n<p>Play starts out really slow. You have to &#8220;level up&#8221; a few levels before the game starts throwing you magnets of a second color, and it&#8217;s kind of nap-inducing until they do. Once a third color appears, though, you get fucked pretty quickly. The difficulty comes with accidentally filling a whole row. Conductors slowly disappear, but if they&#8217;re hooked to a magnet, they disappear even slower. If you fill up a row, that row is kind of lost for a long, long time. This is how you can accidentally fill up the whole screen and then lose.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nothing wrong with the game, as I said. It just doesn&#8217;t have that constant &#8220;searching for the pattern&#8221; quality that awesome games like Tetris Attack has, nor a set strategy that you&#8217;re desperately trying to keep going, like the gameplay of classic Tetris. You&#8217;re just not thrown enough different types of blocks to really make you juggle, and when you are, the small field of play just isn&#8217;t enough to handle it, or so it felt to me. Then again, I&#8217;ve only played a couple of rounds. Maybe I don&#8217;t &#8220;get&#8221; the game yet.<\/p>\n<p>But no, seriously, the game is fucking 50 cents. For 50 cents, this is a solid little puzzler. There are better out there, of course. I mean, if you have an iPhone, Drop7 is currently a dollar, and you can&#8217;t go wrong with that. But if you want something Tetris-y, then hey, give it a shot. I mean, it costs less than a can of soda, for fuck&#8217;s sake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Steam Sale season again, and once again I am simply overwhelmed with how many Steam Sale games I pick up and then never play. Well, I&#8217;m going to try to start turning that around. I&#8217;m going to give some of these cheap Steam games a short shot, and see how I feel about them. 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