{"id":180,"date":"2008-11-26T00:31:20","date_gmt":"2008-11-26T06:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=180"},"modified":"2008-11-24T21:32:43","modified_gmt":"2008-11-25T03:32:43","slug":"hey-did-you-notice-its-cold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=180","title":{"rendered":"Hey, did you notice it’s cold?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So it’s finally cold enough to get out my Slanket<\/a>. Is that good? That’s probably good. I like a warm blanket, and dammit, this has sleeves. AWESOME SLEEVES.
\nAt Kohl’s, though, there are off-brand Slankets! For much cheaper than I paid! OH NO! Half price! Are they as good? I don’t know. It’s fucking warm and awesome in any case. So I’m not going to be sad. Still, if you must have a blanket with sleeves and cannot pony up for what the website calls THE BEST BLANKET EVER IN ALL CAPS then, well, better an off brand, eh?<\/p>\n

Oh maaaaaan, they have a nice green<\/a> now. They didn’t have that color before. Not fair. Mine is Ruby Wine. I don’t even drink wine. Still, I couldn’t even pretend to justify getting one of a different color. Not when there are, say, awesome T-shirts<\/a> out there I haven’t gotten yet.<\/p>\n

…anyway, what was this supposed to be about?<\/p>\n

Oh, it’s cold now, so I get to get out my Slanket, and I get to get out my coat, which I really like, though I wish it didn’t have those bullshit shoulders. When I move out, I am getting me two badass trenchcoats or something, a light one and a heavy one, and it will be totally sweet. Maybe. Hell, I don’t know. Do they make trenchcoats in lime green? Bright yellow?<\/p>\n

But anyway, yeah. It’s cold outside. Have you been outside to see for yourself? Cause it’s cold. I’m a fan of cold. Well, more a fan of cold than hot. Yep. Still, no matter how cold it gets, I’m unlikely to switch from sandals without socks for footwear.
\nYep.
\nI’m kind of ridiculous sometimes.
\nBut I’m warm and happy in my Slanket, so nya nya nya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So it’s finally cold enough to get out my Slanket. Is that good? That’s probably good. I like a warm blanket, and dammit, this has sleeves. AWESOME SLEEVES. At Kohl’s, though, there are off-brand Slankets! For much cheaper than I paid! OH NO! Half price! Are they as good? I don’t know. It’s fucking warm […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}