{"id":1669,"date":"2010-10-12T00:29:37","date_gmt":"2010-10-12T06:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=1669"},"modified":"2010-10-12T09:35:05","modified_gmt":"2010-10-12T15:35:05","slug":"doing-what-i-never-do-playing-with-random-dudes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=1669","title":{"rendered":"Doing What I Never Do: Playing With Random Dudes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mercenaries is fun.<\/p>\n<p>I had always heard so much about Mercenaries, but of course, not having given a shit about any Resident Evil, I never played it. In 5, I wanted to try it.<\/p>\n<p>But fuck, it&#8217;s hard.<\/p>\n<p>To unlock more levels and characters, you have to get A ranks, a feat I simply couldn&#8217;t do. My brother and I tried the first area multiple times, and didn&#8217;t even get close. Twitter came in and attempted to give me some advice, but to no avail. I couldn&#8217;t do it.<\/p>\n<p>Then I realized there were Resident Evil fans out there, waiting to help me.<\/p>\n<p>It only stood to be the case that anyone playing pickup games of Mercenaries online at this point was really good. I hopped on Xbox Live and joined a random game. My focus was purely on survival. I knew I was dead weight, but I figured as long as I stayed alive, everyone else would carry me along.<br \/>\nI was right.<br \/>\nSoon I had unlocked several characters and maps! Awesome! Of course, then I got to the point where I couldn&#8217;t survive without actually being passable, and I stopped progressing. Still, I was having fun. The combat of RE5 is intense, in it&#8217;s own broken way, and all the balls to the wall co-op combat was addicting. I kept hopping into games and playing rounds until they booted me out for sucking so much.<\/p>\n<p>It was fun!<\/p>\n<p>I still wish it would have been easier. I could really enjoy the mode with friends if the difficulty was dialed down just a little bit, to the point where I could unlock all the toys and everyone could play with them. Man, though, that really is neat. Something like that with some custom classes built into the mix&#8230; I&#8217;d pay 10 bucks to play that online, easily. It really is a huge little extra mode.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, it&#8217;s only significant to me because this one has co-op, but, you know. That&#8217;s why I enjoy Resident Evil 5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mercenaries is fun. I had always heard so much about Mercenaries, but of course, not having given a shit about any Resident Evil, I never played it. In 5, I wanted to try it. But fuck, it&#8217;s hard. To unlock more levels and characters, you have to get A ranks, a feat I simply couldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1669"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1671,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669\/revisions\/1671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}