Yesterday, I met a legend.
\nThroughout the halls of Kohl’s, there have always been whispers of a certain customer. She’s the wife of a doctor. She demands constant attendance by an associate at all times. She spends more than I make in a week in the store every single week. She is infamous. Everyone hates her.
\nI finally got to meet her, and she was everything I was told she would be. And more! As I was forced to follow her around carrying about candles and pillows, I was struck by how little money meant to her. She’d go “What’s this?” And I’d say “Oh, that’s such and such.” And then she would go “Well, I can’t pass that up. Here, carry it for me.” She would buy double what she needed “just in case.” My favorite part, though, was when she suggested that she would get special treatment because “they know me here.” Oh goodness. If only she knew how true that was.<\/p>\n
I had some other things to talk about… oh yeah, I wanted to talk about SBCG4AP Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands. It was good! I was saddened by the surprising LACK of Coach Z raps. I assumed there would at least be one full song in there. Not the case. But it was quite enjoyable. However, Strong Badia The Free was still a much better episode. The Hierarchy thus far goes 2>3>1 but they’ve all been great. The most impressive part, though, was the trailer for the next episode, where it was revealed that Episode 4 is Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. Oh Em Gee. At least Strong Bad didn’t lie when he said it would be in 3D, eh? Still, I feel like this makes my dream BisCasFri episode much less likely. Oh well, we’ll see. Anyway, if you like Strong Bad and haven’t ponied up the 35 bucks for this series, you are an idiot.<\/p>\n
Everything else is going mostly okay, I suppose. This is where I normally state my IoTM opinions, but since KoL’s isn’t out yet, that’ll be another blog post, I think. Yeah. In any case, I’m going to go have a good day. No, seriously. I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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