{"id":1387,"date":"2010-06-30T00:34:23","date_gmt":"2010-06-30T06:34:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2010-06-28T10:40:28","modified_gmt":"2010-06-28T16:40:28","slug":"stop-acting-as-if-you-have-magical-powers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=1387","title":{"rendered":"Stop acting as if you have magical powers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s Play Alert, everyone. If you need something to watch, you should watch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chipandironicus.com\/video\/testament\/index.html\">this<\/a>. It&#8217;s a Let&#8217;s Play of The You Testament.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to even describe this thing. Some incredible, full of himself ass decided to make a Bible game, but it&#8217;s horrible, and freakish, and Jesus talks about Chakras and is randomized in appearance every time you start the game. I was laughing so hard so late at night I probably kept people awake. I couldn&#8217;t stop myself. It was just so fucked up. Everything was so freakish and surreal. And anything that makes me laugh that hard, well, it needs to be shared.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a short LP. Give it a go and hopefully you&#8217;ll enjoy it as much as I did. It&#8217;ll be worth it, trust me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s Play Alert, everyone. If you need something to watch, you should watch this. It&#8217;s a Let&#8217;s Play of The You Testament. It&#8217;s hard to even describe this thing. Some incredible, full of himself ass decided to make a Bible game, but it&#8217;s horrible, and freakish, and Jesus talks about Chakras and is randomized in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1387"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1388,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions\/1388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}