{"id":1339,"date":"2010-06-09T00:44:31","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T06:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2010-06-08T10:17:56","modified_gmt":"2010-06-08T16:17:56","slug":"we-named-him-martin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=1339","title":{"rendered":"We named him Martin."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a dog toy because I had to save it.<\/p>\n<p>This was, of course, while I was out running around with Cara. We were in Best Buy, and I turn and I catch sight of a fox tail out of the corner of my eye, so I have to go see what it is. It turns out it&#8217;s a dog toy that is basically a plushie, only without stuffing, so the dog can really rip it up and not make a mess. The pictures on the packaging showed many dogs holding this poor fox in their mouths and looking so happy, while the fox looked so sad, defeated, and resigned to fate.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t let him sit there and go through that. I had picked one up to look at him, and I seriously couldn&#8217;t put him back. Cara probably thought I was weird. I got in the way of a woman carrying a large box. It was kind of silly.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, I feel kind of silly. This really would make a great dog toy. I bet Molly would love something like this. But she&#8217;s not going to get this one. I&#8217;m going to keep him safe. She&#8217;s not going to touch him. He&#8217;s mine.<\/p>\n<p>Brer mentioned that I&#8217;ve been worked up, which I have, and the fact that it&#8217;s a fox probably triggered something for me, which it did. Maybe I feel like I&#8217;m in the jaws of a happy, nice, but destructive animal, and I&#8217;ve given up. Maybe I wish someone would draw me out of this stuff, and keep me safe. I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a dog toy because I had to save it. This was, of course, while I was out running around with Cara. We were in Best Buy, and I turn and I catch sight of a fox tail out of the corner of my eye, so I have to go see what it is. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1340,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions\/1340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}