{"id":1199,"date":"2010-04-17T00:55:40","date_gmt":"2010-04-17T06:55:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=1199"},"modified":"2010-04-16T07:07:26","modified_gmt":"2010-04-16T13:07:26","slug":"i-think-im-getting-kind-of-hung-up-on-this-bee-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/?p=1199","title":{"rendered":"I think I&#8217;m getting kind of hung up on this &#8220;Bee&#8221; thing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess I should talk about the face-burning.<\/p>\n<p>I started laser hair removal on my face.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck, did it hurt.<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, I was being stubborn for no reason and refusing anesthetic. I&#8217;m not going to make that mistake on future treatments, because my goodness, did it hurt. I have described the experience on the facebooks as being stabbed in the face by hundreds of bees. It&#8217;s really very similar. Maybe many tiny needles stabbing into my face is more accurate, but I don&#8217;t know, there&#8217;s something inherently funny about bees. <a href=\"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/gallery\/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&#038;g2_itemId=759&#038;g2_GALLERYSID=bdae0578fe4a42038e6866a08e133be8\">BEES!<\/a> It also smelled like burning popcorn as things were burnt from my face.<\/p>\n<p>It was a really weird and painful experience.<\/p>\n<p>But, dammit, it&#8217;s already shown some real effect, and that just amazes me. My mother complimented me on it, which confused me. &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to encourage you BUT your face was looking nice.&#8221; I&#8230; don&#8217;t&#8230; know what that&#8217;s supposed to mean! But that was nice of her. I&#8217;m going to pretend it&#8217;s an olive branch.<\/p>\n<p>Real progress though! That&#8217;s cool, right? I&#8217;m kind of lost in being too busy to enjoy it though. Oh well, gotta finish this stupid semester up on the quick-fast! Then I can go and do&#8230; other things. Yeah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess I should talk about the face-burning. I started laser hair removal on my face. Fuck, did it hurt. To be fair, I was being stubborn for no reason and refusing anesthetic. I&#8217;m not going to make that mistake on future treatments, because my goodness, did it hurt. I have described the experience on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1199"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1200,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199\/revisions\/1200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/getmeoutofthis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}